September 2005
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I’ve been thinking about this for a while and I’ve decided that there are two things that I might miss about living in an apartment:
- Not having to clear snow/frost/leaves/etc. off of the car in the morning and needing to make sure that the car is warmed up before driving.
- Having a garbage chute.
That’s it. Everything else about apartments and this apartment in particular I won’t be missing. Nine more days and we’ll have a house to live in. I can’t wait.
Tags: apartment, Cars, chute, frost, garbage, garbage-chute, leaves, Moving, snow
Turning on this text filter makes all of my posts look like they’ve been written by a pirate. Hooray! They have a “Kraut filter” so maybe I’ll turn that on next month when Oktoberfest comes along. We’re trying to decide if we’re going to go to any of the events there. It would be nice to go back to Kitchener and Kitchener becomes Berlin in Oktoberfest. Plus I miss Onkle Hans. He and I go way back.
Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. I’m not sure that I’ll be able to talk like a pirate here in the office but I’m going to try and write like a pirate. That’s nearly as good. Here’s my one and only pirate joke (stolen from Ed):
A pirate walks into a bar:
Bartender: You have a steering wheel down your pants!
Pirate: Arr, it be driving me nuts.
Yuk yuk yuk.
Tags: ed, jokes, talk-like-a-pirate-day
Well we did some paintin’ today. We chose “soft off-white” as our colour and got th’ majority o’ th’ paintin’ we needed t’ get done, done. I’m not really sure if “hard off-white” exists but soft off-white matches pretty closely t’ what they had originally (judgin’ by th’ trim). It’s likely a higher quality paint than they’re usin’ (t’ maximize their profits on th’ $700 they say it would cost). Shiver me timbers! In any case we got a lot done today. The apartment looks airier and emptier and not as invitin’ as before, pass the grog! Aarrr! I’m also more sore and tired than before (we painted). I’m likely goin’ t’ be pretty stiff in th’ mornin’. Perhaps some IcyHot would be beneficial t’ me achin’ muscles. IcyHot is like th’ commodity o’ choice aroun’ here. Can’t have enough o’ it! Ahoy!
Tags: apartment, icyhot, Moving, painting, soft-off-white
The other day we asked our rental admiral t’ book an elevator fer us on th’ 1st, I’ll warrant ye. We’re movin’ out then and have booked our movers but we still would like t’ have an elevator on service t’ make th’ whole process as quick as possible.
First they told us that we wouldn’t be able t’ move out on th’ 1st and that since our lease ends on th’ 30th, we have t’ be out by th’ 30th, ye scurvey dog. Our lease made no mention o’ this so Marcy went t’ speak with them and got everythin’ straightened out. We had t’ submit t’ an inspection before we left on th’ 1st and handed back our keys and we had t’ paint th’ dinin’ room back t’ an off-white colour, on a dead man’s chest, ye scurvey dog! That were bein’ Wednesday.
Thursday there were bein’ a notice sayin’ that we had t’ submit t’ a premove inspection t’ assess any damage we may have done t’ th’ apartment. And swab the deck, avast! If we didn’t fix what they deemed t’ be malfunctional/damaged then our claim would be passed t’ a collections agency and we’d have t’ pay even more. This inspection would happen sometime on Friday when we weren’t at home. Marcy spoke with them again and they said it were bein’ just a formality but still we said that we have cats and t’ be careful when they opened th’ door because they like t’ escape into th’ hallway. They assured us that they would be careful.
Even still before I left fer work yesterday I took pictures o’ th’ whole apartment and wrote th’ followin’ note:
Dear inspector(s),
Please watch out fer cats when ye open th’ door, avast! They like t’ escape into th’ hallway. Oho, by Davy Jones’ locker! Also please note that th’ wallpaper border in th’ master bedroom were bein’ there when we moved in (we took pictures).
Enter time ________
Exit time _________
Thanks,
Matt and Marcy
I wasn’t sure if they would actually fill it out but they did, I’ll warrant ye. They were in here fer 10 minutes.
However they sent an invoice t’ th’ effect that if we didn’t repaint th’ livin’ room, dinin’ room and hallway back t’ off-white we would be responsible fer a $700 bill. Ahoy! Shiver me timbers! $500 fer th’ livin’ room/dinin’ room and $200 fer th’ hallway. Those are some expensive painters they have there! I have t’ get on that contract.
It’s really nice that they care so much about th’ scallywags leavin’ th’ buildin’ and not so much about th’ scallywags still livin’ here. I seriously can’t wait t’ move and when we meet scallywags in th’ elevator and we’re carryin’ boxes or th’ like their reaction is either “ye’re lucky” or “that’s a good notion”. I feel sorry fer th’ scallywags who can’t move out fer whatever reason. Aarrr! Fetch me spyglass! I’d hate t’ see this neighbourhood in about 3-5 years. I’ll tell ye right now it won’t be gettin’ any better.
Tags: apartment, extortion, inspections, Moving
I bought a Bounty (I love them) and a new Max 5 chocolate bar. It has pretzels, caramel, peanuts, peanut butter and milk chocolate all wrapped into a solid bar format, by Blackbeard’s sword. The commercials are all kind o’ strange and I’m not sure combinin’ those particular 5 ingredients is a good notion. I’ll try it out and let ye know. Prepare to be boarded, on a dead man’s chest! Stay tuned!
Edit: The conclusion? Meh. Too many flavours at once. That and it’s not even a bar but rather two small bars. I’m underwhelmed, avast.
Tags: bounty, chocolate-bars, max-5, reviews
Durin’ our meetin’ with th’ champagne (a.k.a. “sparklin’ wine”) th’ CEO said that we all deserved t’ celebrate, and a bucket o’ chum. This were bein’ a big accomplishment.
So what did th’ tech team do immediately after th’ meetin’, we’ll keel-haul ye! We went back t’ codin’.
Typically technical. This place is great. Yaaarrrrr!
Tags: accomplishments, business, celebrations, developers, The Office, Work
There’s somethin’ nice about drinkin’ champagne durin’ th’ day. We reached a major milestone here at work and there were bein’ good reason t’ celebrate. It shocks me how much has changed here since I started last year, I’ll warrant ye. It only goes up from here, on a dead man’s chest!
Tags: accomplishments, business-celebrations, The Office, Work
Well in th’ evolution o’ this site it seems that there is inevitably some wafflin’ back and forth with various layours. I’m now tryin’ out K2 which is th’ sequel t’ Kubrick which ye may recall were bein’ one o’ th’ layouts I tried out last year (or maybe this year – I don’t remember now). And hoist the mainsail! The sharks will eat well tonight! I like th’ support fer various plugins that come with th’ layout so I’m goin’ t’ stick with this fer th’ time bein’. And swab the deck! Aarrr! The top header is a little bland but I’m goin’ t’ look into changin’ that. Keep watchin’ th’ evolution o’ th’ influx.
Tags: blog, k2, kubrick, themes, wordpress
Here’s a simple rule – when ye’re drinkin’ from a coffee cup with a screw-on lid make sure that th’ lid is firmly tightened otherwise ye might end up spillin’ coffee all o’er yourself like I just did. Fortunately I’m wearin’ darker clothes today so hopefully there won’t be too much o’ a noticeable stain. Fire the cannons! Aarrr!
Tags: coffee, drinking, Lessons, rules
I have t’ say that I absolutely adore th’ taste o’ Montreal-style bagels. They’re so tasty I could eat a dozen at once. Well maybe that’s a slight exaggeration but I could eat at least a couple each mornin’. I’m lookin’ forward t’ tomorrow mornin’’s breakfast! The sharks will eat well tonight!
Tags: bagels, Food, montreal, montreal-style-bagels
This is an incredible set of photos. It’s one man’s encounter with Katrina over 5 days.
Tags: hurricane, hurricane-katrina, katrina, new-orleans, photos
Wagon wheels are much smaller than they used to be. Maybe I’m just bigger than I used to be. In any case they seem smaller.
Tags: nostalgia, size, snacks, wagon-wheels
I seem to be obsessed with locked doors. I can never be sure that it’s actually locked even if it’s me who did the locking. I have to go back and verify physically that the lock has been enabled. It’s really crazy sometimes because even when I do that verification something in my brain questions whether the verification did actually work. I’ve checked doors multiple times before leaving and then I’m still not sure what to believe.
I can be strange at times.
Tags: locked-doors, obsessions
I had a rather odd encounter with a man in the elevator on Sunday night. We had just come back from shopping in Buffalo (good deals!) and we got in on the bottom floor. On the next floor an older couple came into the elevator. The man comes right beside me and pinches my stomach.
“It’s growing,” he says.
Confused, I ask him to repeat himself. He does and pats his own stomach (which is by no means small). “It’s growing,” he says.
“You’re eating too much food,” he continues. I just smiled and hoped that the elevator ride wouldn’t be too long. This guy is weirding me out.
Two police officers get on the elevator at the lobby. You might think this would be a rare occurrence but I assure you that in our neighbourhood the cops are quite common as unfortunate as that may be. These police officers are quite large. At least 6′4″ and well-built.
The old man tries to puff up behind them and says “I’m the same size as them!” The cops said nothing.
I’m not sure what his wife thought of all of this. Perhaps she’s just as strange but only privately.
It was one of the strangest elevator rides I’ve taken.
Tags: apartment, elevator, It Happened To Me, odd-man
Gas prices today?
134.9 cents/Litre
I guess an increase of ten cents per day becomes less and less significant as the current prices increase. I mean ten cents on 125 isn’t as big a deal as ten cents on 80. I saw on the Toronto gas price site that the highest price around the city was in the Jane and Finch area. Coincidentally that’s probably one of the areas that can least afford the high prices. It’s interesting how that happens.
Tags: Cars, gas, gas-prices, Toronto
I’ve been following the blog on the New Orleans Times-Picayune site all day and this column really struck me. I’m reposting it here.
Years ago, a young South African scholar told me about his trip to America, to Boston, specifically.
I don’t know who was in charge of his trip, but either they failed to give him his script or he failed to memorize his lines.
He was supposed to tell me about how wonderful our country is. He was supposed to have been impressed with the vast wealth of this place and with the quality and quantity of the latest technology here.
He was supposed to envy our First World status.
He didn’t.
What he remembered from his trip was not our wealth, but our poverty. He was shocked by the slums of Boston.
He wondered about American aid to poor countries. How can you send aid to these places, he asked, when you need such aid in your own poor communities?
What we are watching in New Orleans now is an indictment of our nation.
I can understand why we see refugees in Liberia walking miles in the hope of finding sustenance or safety; often there is little of either in that country. But why are we seeing these same images here?
Do we lack the trains, planes and automobiles to move our people to safety?
I can understand why it takes so much time to get aid halfway across the world, but why does it take so long to get aid to our own Gulf states?
I can understand why lawlessness rules the streets of many poor countries in crisis, but we have a huge standing army. Do we lack the soldiers to police American streets?
I am used to seeing images of desperate people hindering the very relief efforts aimed at saving them. I have seen news reports of refugees looting food shipments. I’ve even heard of warlords in some countries looting the shipments and then trying to sell food to those so desperate and poor as to be scarcely able to afford it.
But why are we seeing these images and hearing these reports of wanton looting — by at least one police officer, no less —in an American city?
I make no excuses for the looters.
What may have started out as a legitimate attempt to secure the most basic of necessities has quickly turned into a nightmarish free-for-all.
But we shouldn’t be surprised that the criminal element that terrorizes New Orleans and just about every other major American city, declined to alter its behavior in the midst of this crisis.
I am surprised, however, that our leaders have failed to provide a more adequate and timely response to all of this.
I am surprised that, in light of the current crisis in New Orleans, that the United States of America can be seen to have so much in common with the poorest and most wretched places on earth.
I agree with Dave. This kind of disaster demands a better response than what we’re seeing on tv. I’ve read some truly horrible stories today and it really turns my stomach to think of the state of affairs down south. I guess it proves that even agencies designed to deal with emergencies of this magnitude can have uncountable problems once the disaster takes place. I can only imagine what things would be like here if something equally bad were to happen.
Tags: dave-winer, hurricane, hurricane-katrina, katrina, new-orleans, times-picayune
I decided to donate to the Canadian Red Cross to help the people affected by the hurricane. Give whatever you can afford because cash can go a long way in these kinds of circumstances. The situation is looking increasingly desperate.
Tags: hurricane, hurricane-katrina, katrina, new-orleans, red-cross
[via] This guy is liveblogging New Orleans. I’m watching his webcam feed right now but there isn’t much activity on the streets near where he is. He has some pretty frightening stories posted on there. I never knew we would be able to witness civilization collapsing in a city. I think that is what scares me the most.
Tags: hurricane, hurricane-katrina, interdictor, katrina, liveblogging, new-orleans
Gas prices this morning?
125.8 cents/Litre
Last night when we came home from the movie theatre (seeing this fantastic movie) it was under a dollar. Jumping almost 30 cents overnight to gouge morning commuters seems most unfair. This article talks about profiteering. The thing is that each time they bring up the issue of collusion or profiteering or gouging they can never prove that the companies work together. I can’t imagine what the price of gas is going to be tomorrow ahead of the long weekend.
Tags: Cars, gas, gas-prices, profiteering, the-constant-gardener, Toronto
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Tags: blog, comments, popularity