Max 5

September 16, 2005 in Food by matt | 1 comment

I bought a Bounty (I love them) and a new Max 5 chocolate bar. It has pretzels, caramel, peanuts, peanut butter and milk chocolate all wrapped into a solid bar format, by Blackbeard’s sword. The commercials are all kind o’ strange and I’m not sure combinin’ those particular 5 ingredients is a good notion. I’ll try it out and let ye know. Prepare to be boarded, on a dead man’s chest! Stay tuned!

Edit: The conclusion? Meh. Too many flavours at once. That and it’s not even a bar but rather two small bars. I’m underwhelmed, avast.

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  1. Evan’s avatar

    Evan on March 22, 2008 at 10:25 pm

    MAX 5 IS THE GREATEST CHOCOLATE BAR TO EVER HONOUR THIS PLANET WITH IT’S EXISTENCE! 5 FLAVOURS AT ONCE IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU?! WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU PAL… YOU NEED TO GRASP THE CONCEPT OF THE FIVE FLAVOURS COMBINING TO BECOME ONE FLAAVOURFUL ORGY OF PLEASURE BITE ARTER BITE IN YOU MOUTH… AND HAVING 2 BARS IS VERY GOOD BUT ALSO UNAVOIDABLE BECAUSE EACH WONDERFUL SEGMENT HAS IT’S OWN FULL PRETZEL…. TRY IT AGAIN BRO! IT’S GOOD SHIT!