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Death of a President

Marcy and I went to see Death of a President yesterday. It won one of the awards at the Toronto International Film Festival last month. It has generated quite a bit of controversy as a couple of the movie theatre chains in the United States have refused to screen the film.

After seeing the film though, it’s hard to understand why they would have those major objections. It’s not really as controversial as you might expect. If anything it’s fairly neutral to the policies of Bush and it’s actually more harsh on the media and protesters than anyone else. It felt to me like I was watching a documentary about the Kennedy assassination. I’m not going to give any of the plot away but there were quite a few parallels in this film to what Lee Harvey Oswald went through before getting gunned down. The atmosphere was also quite similar.

I’d recommend the film because it’s a pretty interesting piece of film work but don’t go in expecting it be an anti-Bush/war/oil/terrorism propaganda movie because it’s not. It presents a more simple plot and asks you to think about what kind of questions would you ask and what would you do if you were in a position of power and had to deal with the assassination of a president.

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Fast Food Nation

I think I mentioned somewhere before that they’re making a movie version of Fast Food Nation, the book written by Eric Schlosser. Perhaps not. In any case it’s a fantastic book that I read a couple of years ago. The movie version is directed by Richard Linklater and comes out this October (the 6th to be precise). I just watched the trailer for the film and it looks pretty interesting. I would have never thought that the book could be made into a movie and particularly not a fictional one but from the trailer it looks like they may have pulled it off. We’ll see for sure once October rolls around and it’ll be interesting to see what the fast food companies do in terms of a reaction to the film because it’s pretty damning of their practices and offerings. They won’t be getting much positive praise in the media come October that’s for sure.

During my university days fast food made up an unhealthy amount of our diet. However since graduation and particularly after getting married the amount of fast food that I eat is down near the zero range. That’s definitely thanks to Marcy; she keeps me alive in more ways than one and if I didn’t have her I’m sure my diet would consist of little “good” food. That’s not to say that I wouldn’t eat healthily but I’m more healthy because Marcy is with me. I can thank my stars for that.
The link to the trailer comes courtesy of the fantastic The Movie Blog. I started reading John’s site a few months back and it brings me my movie-related news each and everyday. It rarely disappoints.

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You, Me and Dupree

We went to see You, Me and Dupree last night. It was ok; there were some funny parts in the movie but in quite a few of the scenes I felt like I was left waiting for the purpose of the scene to be revealed. I guess I was just expecting it to be funnier and not so awkward in some parts.

Mr. Cranky has an interesting take on the movie.

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(Dorf on) Golfing

Tomorrow we’re having a company outing at the Richmond Hill Golf Club. Meetings during the morning and then a golf tournament of sorts in the afternoon. I’m not really looking forward to the golfing part; I’ve never golfed before and I’m not sure that I’ll have much fun. I’ll certainly give it a try though. Who knows, some fun may come out of it yet. The timing is unfortunate; it’s a busy time for my projects though when I look at things, all of the time is a busy time for my projects. There is no down time to speak of.

For an introduction to the subject of this post, see this site or here.

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Last Monday Marcy and I were victims of a crime.

We went up to Pacific Mall (Wikipedia) to purchase some “items”. Most of the purveyors of said “items” only accept cash, offer no receipt or bags. You can probably guess what I’m talking about.

Anyway, I had to go to the bank machine to get some cash. There was a TD branch in the parking lot so I walked over and used their bank machine. I got out $60. I walked back to the mall and purchased our “items”. We then walked around, looking at the other shops. We stopped at a Vietnamese bakery shop and wanted to purchase some buns. I took a $20 bill and handed it to the cashier. She looked at it and then handed it back and asked if I had another one. Fortunately I did and we bought our pastries. They were pretty terrible but that’s not the point.

The point is that the $20 bill that I originally gave to the cashier was a counterfeit. We looked at the bill and though it looked extremely similar to a real $20 bill, there were some oddities that would give it away. The paper wasn’t the same texture. The bill was slightly shorter in length than it should have been. The really fine print was not visible. Things like this but really there wasn’t much that we could do.

I figured even if I did go to the bank when it opened (Monday was a bank holiday), I had no way of proving that the $20 counterfeit bill was in fact one that I received from the bank machine. Even if they did believe me, I wouldn’t get a real $20 bill. They would just take the counterfeit one and that’s it.

So instead we’re keeping the bill. It makes for a good conversation piece plus Marcy can use it in one of her law classes next year.

Crime can happen anywhere. It happened to me last Monday when I was least expecting it. It could happen next Monday for all I know. Just make sure that you watch out.

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Friends with Money

Marcy and I went to see Friends with Money today. It seems that Darren Barefoot saw it recently too. It was a rather excellent film; I really liked the pace and how the different storylines intertwined. I also liked how each couple saw the other couples (and Olivia) differently but in the end they all have their issues despite how happy any one of the couples may appear on the outside.

An odd thing happened though when we purchased our tickets. The film was playing at the Kennedy Commons AMC which has a pretty fine selection of movies in my opinion. We bought our tickets and the other man who was trying to decide what to see in the lobby asked us if it was a good film or if it was a “chick flick”. I didn’t really know what to say; we hadn’t seen the film but since we had just purchased tickets we obviously had some interest in seeing it. Marcy responded that it was supposed to be a very smart film which was true. He ended up buying a ticket to the same show and we wondered what he thought of the movie but we didn’t wonder enough to ask him. If he’s willing to risk listening to a couple of people at the theatre that he doesn’t know then so be it.

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But I like the cookie

Last night we went to see Over The Hedge.  What a fantastic film!  The fact that it’s so short (87 minutes) is the one negative strike I have against it but then again the plot ended itself within that time and considering how it’s targeted at kids it makes sense to not have it to be too long.  It was like a Canadian voice actor’s bonzanza with William Shatner, Avril Lavigne, Eugene Levy and Catherine O’Hara all providing voices for some of the main characters.  I think the funniest character is definitely Hammy the Squirrel, voiced by Steve Carell.  Almost all of his lines were absolutely hilarious including the subject of this post.  It’s definitely going to be a movie to get on DVD.

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This listing of ways of how to spot a bad summer movie rings quite true.  I especially like #10:

10. Its main…rave…review has a…lot of…dots…in it.

You often see that and you just know that the movie ad is taking the review completely out of context.

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Fox has confirmed that there will be a fourth X-Men movie with more to come after that.  I guess seeing as the current one did so well at the box office despite being mediocre in my mind means that they’ve realized that they have a license to print money with the franchise.

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A classic movie from the 1980’s is The Wizard. It features some kids (including Fred Savage) working up to a grand championship competition with the new NES game, Super Mario Bros. 3. Essentially it’s a marketing vehicle for Nintendo but it is an entertaining movie nonetheless. Ian and I liked it though he found The Wizard’s (Savage’s little brother) saying “California” all the time to be a bit whiney. The Power Glove is also prominently featured, being used by the nemesis of the film and everyone was in awe of it.

In any case I found [via Waxy] the Wikipedia page for the film and news that they will be releasing it on DVD this summer. Also on the page is a breakdown of the many factual errors in the game scenes in the film. The disgust is almost palpable but that’s the reason fanboys exist.

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The last stand

We went to see X-Men: The Last Stand last night. In general I agree with Mr. Cranky’s review of the film though I didn’t find the music as offensive as he did. I found the plot to be pretty incoherent in a lot of ways and to be rather lazily written. The MetaCritic ratings are mixed at best though I’m sure it will still make a lot of money at the box office. We’ll see if they have the energy to make a fourth installment; the ending certainly leaves that possibility open.

Update: See what I mean? The fourth-largest opening (on Memorial Day weekend) in US box office history with $107 million. Box office success does not translate into a good movie.

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It’s interesting how you find the cast of Grey’s Anatomy spread across so many other shows and movies. We were just watching You’ve Got Mail and discovered that George’s girlfriend on the show, Dr. Torres, was the cashier at the grocery store in the Thanksgiving scene. Ellen Pompeo has been in Friends and Old School among other things. Sandra Oh and Kate Walsh were both in Under the Tuscan Sun as a couple believe it or not. Also Sandra Oh had a big part in Sideways which I think is where her career really started to take off. Before the television show though you wouldn’t have thought twice about the people seen on the screen but once you’ve seen them all together you start noticing their past roles. The same thing happened for me after The Lord of the Rings came out; you’d see all of the old Viggo Mortensen roles on tv; of course the networks weren’t stupid and saw it as a chance to show these movies they’d bought the rights to but otherwise wouldn’t be able to get people to watch.

This is my observation for the day.

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As yesterday was Mardi Gras we celebrated at our house by eating some tasty sausages and pancakes.  Oh and some scrambled eggs too but that was mainly because we had to eat them up.  On top of the pancakes?  Some maple syrup.  Real maple syrup!  I haven’t had real maple syrup since Sunday morning.  Ok that was because we were at Deerhurst for the weekend and they had a big vat of maple syrup available for the breakfast buffet.  I certainly did not spare any opportunity to make use of this plethora of syrup.  Before this past weekend though I can’t think of the last time I had maple syrup.  Let me tell you this – I really do love it (in case that wasn’t obvious before).

We also watched Walk the Line last night and it’s really quite a good movie.  I’m a pretty big fan of Johnny Cash and I have to say that it’s quite remarkable how similar Joaquin Phoenix sounds like the Man in Black.  Personally I enjoyed this movie more than Ray but both of them seemed to end abruptly.  It’s weird saying that as the movie is over 2 hours long but I was waiting for more after June and John got married.  I suppose I’ll have to read the autobiographies to learn more about that period in their lives.  In any case I enjoyed the film.

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I’ve vowed never to see another Eddie Griffin movie ever again. It’s not like I’ve seen many of his movies but after seeing this one on Sunday night I think I can safely say that he is dead to me. I’ll defer to Mr. Cranky’s review:

[E]very joke under the sun comes at the audience and almost none of them stick to the wall. All one really needs to do is a microanalysis of Grant’s last name: Funkerdoder. Is it really that much funnier than “Focker”? The answer is no, but it’s precisely the type of joke this movie pummels moviegoers with until they’re beaten into a kind of obliviousness. The jokes aren’t funny. The tone never changes. “Date Movie” is like an air raid siren of bad comedy, a film best described as “deafeningly unfunny.”

There isn’t much more that I can add to that.

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A scanner more darkly

Almost a year ago I posted about the release of a new movie by Richard Linklater.  It’s an adaptation of Philip K. Dick’s novel A Scanner Darkly (novel info).  Via Kottke’s remainder links I discovered the latest trailer for the film (Quicktime link).  The movie comes out July 7th.  I really want to see this.

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It’s really interesting (to me at least) that DVDs offer a substantially better picture/sound experience than VHS tapes but yet they’re far less tolerant of errors. When there’s a scratch on a DVD it will seriously compromise the video playback to the point where you could end up with a fragmented, jolting movie that makes it very difficult to follow. Compare this with tapes where if there’s a problem with the tape it could get fuzzy (in which case auto-tracking could kick in) but you could still make out the picture. I realize the underlying technology is completely different and the laser is reading a tremendous amount of information on each spin of the disc but that doesn’t mean it isn’t annoying to watch a scratched DVD.

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Last week I spent $5 and bought myself a pair of headphones for work. They’re cheap earbuds and so far my ears are tolerant of them (usually I can’t wear them for very long). This has reintroduced a whole world that has languished recently – the world of listening to music at work. I used to listen to music all the time when I worked at Booksoft and most of my coop terms before that but since I started here the team was too small and I didn’t want to miss out on any conversations so I didn’t listen to anything. Now that the team is quite a bit bigger and we’re all focused on longer-term projects, I found the need to listen to music ever-increasing.

I started by listening to Pandora. It’s a really great service – just enter in the names of a few artists or songs and it’ll tailor a station based on the musicality of those artists/songs. It’s an impressive bit of technology and I wonder how long it took to generate the date for the associated project.  There are some limitations however – my station seemed to get stuck in a string of mediocre songs and since there is a limit to the number of times you can skip in a particular hour, I had to keep reloading the player to try and teach Pandora the way out of that situation.

I then tried Last.fm.  The streaming quality here at work seemed to be very variable (lots of dropped packets) so I didn’t try that out for very long.  I did however resurrect my Last.fm profile (rather, I created a new one).   My old one was here.

I downloaded Foobar 2000, a superior media player, and installed the Audioscrobbler plugin so that I could keep my profile up-to-date with what I’m listening to.  I have no shortage of music available to me so to start I brought in a few of my CDs from home and ripped them.  I’m rediscovering how much joy it brings me to listen to music.  I also like not having to worry about maintaining a list of the music I listen to; I used to do that on my old Wiki site but it was a lot of work to keep up-to-date.  Now I can just check my profile to see what I’m listening to the most.  I’ve even included a little chart on the side of this site showing my weekly top artists.

Now my only wish is that there was a similar site for movies that I watch.  I don’t want to maintain my list of watched movies; that’s a lot of work since we tend to watch quite a few per week.  There has to be a site out there that does this; if not then maybe I should create my own.

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Do you remember my trip companion from last week? Well yesterday made two Mondays in a row that we shared our trip home.

Let me tell you – she’s one angry, impatient lady. I stood near her on the bus and each stop we went to she muttered under the breath urging the bus to hurry up. Then when we were waiting at Warden station she was swearing and cursing and carrying on about how late she was and how that bus had better hurry up. This was also under her breath. When we got off the bus she practically ran towards the movie rental store to return her movies (I believe The Legend of Zorro was one of them) while I walked down the street towards home.

She has the same attitude towards commuting that I had when I was 16. I was so impatient whenever other people got on or off of the bus; I too would mutter under my breath cursing each and every person who delayed my arrival. It’s like that when you’re used to driving and you have to rely on the bus driver to get you to your destination. I haven’t seen her other days so maybe on Mondays she has to commute to wherever she’s going.

We’ll see if we get a third strike next Monday.

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Sequels aplenty

According to this CBC News story they are producting a sequel to Harry Potter (no surprise) and The Chronicles of Narnia.  For Harry Potter it will be “The Order of the Phoenix” and for Narnia it’ll be “Prince Caspian“.  The principle actors for each of the series are returning which is a good thing.  They’re both scheduled for release in 2007.  I’m looking forward to them.

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Capote

On Tuesday night Marcy and I went to see Capote which as I mentioned earlier that day was the only film out of the ones nominated for Best Picture that we had yet to see.  It’s a fantastic movie.  I didn’t really know much about Truman Capote except for a few handfuls of facts but it was incredible how well Philip Seymour Hoffman transformed himself into his character.  Capote was certainly a conflicted man.  If I were a wagering man then I would bet that Hoffman will win for Best Actor and as Drew says “And many years of Oscar wrongs will be righted.”  Hopefully it comes to pass.

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Not too many surprises

So they’ve announced the Academy Awards nominees:

  • Best Picture: “Brokeback Mountain”, “Capote”, “Crash”, “Good Night, and Good Luck” and “Munich”
  • Best Actor: Philip Seymour Hoffmann, Heath Ledger, Joaquin Phoenix, David Straithairn and Terrence Howard
  • Best Actress: Felicity Huffmann, Reese Witherspoon, Charlize Theron, Judi Dench, Keira Knightley
  • Best Supporting Actor: Paul Giamatti, George Clooney, Matt Dillon, Jake Gyllenhaal, William Hurt
  • Best Supporting Actress: Rachel Weisz, Amy Adams, Catherine Keener, Frances McDormand, Michelle Williams
  • Best Director: Paul Haggis, Ang Lee, Bennett Miller, George Clooney, Steven Spielberg
  • Best Original Screenplay: “Crash”, “Good Night, and Good Luck”, “Match Point”, “The Squid And The Whale”, “Syriana”
  • Best Adapted Screenplay: “Brokeback Mountain”, “Capote”, “The Constant Gardener”, “A History of Violence”, “Munich”

You can see the full list of nominees here. With Jon Stewart hosting it should make for an entertaining evening. It’s strange how generic the page names are on the Oscars site. host.html, list.html. That’s pretty creative. I guess it makes it easy year-to-year to change.
It’s nice to see The Constant Gardener get some nominations; that was a fantastic movie. We’re hoping to go see Capote sometime this week which would mean that we’ve seen all of the Best Picture nominations.

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We just finished watching The Life and Death of Peter Sellers starring Geoffrey Rush. It’s a great film though it can be difficult to watch people self-destruct in the way that Peter Sellers seems to have done. I first heard about this movie when we were watching the Emmys this past fall and this movie kept on winning all of the awards for television film. It’s an HBO film and that network impresses me each time I see some of their work. They do some of the finest productions on television, bar none.

Anyway so we’ve been meaning to watch this film and our local videostore had it in tonight so I rented it. It’s easy to see why Geoffrey Rush won the Emmy; he’s superb in the main role and on top of that he plays all of the other roles at some point in the film as well. I found the writing to be really quite good and the attention to detail was extraordinary.

It’s highly recommended by me.

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Brokeback Tipping Point

I just read this great article on how the marketing campaign for Brokeback Mountain (previously discussed here and here) has succeeded in turning it into one of most successful presumed-Oscar contenders this year. They targeted very specific neighbourhoods in New York and Los Angeles to start the momentum going and then broke out from there. They had different posters and different messages for different parts of the country. It’s a great strategy that has certainly paid off for the production companies.  It reminds me of The Tipping Point. [via]

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A heartening response

BlogTO | Karla: Worst. Movie. Ever.

It heartens me to read the audience response to this film. It’s definitely not a movie that I will be seeing and I’m glad that it’s a poorly-made film that will hopefully go direct-to-video as soon as the initial hype is over with. This is one film that I hope the Long Tail is quite short. I’m looking forward to that book.

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I’m so happy Brokeback Mountain won so many awards at the Golden Globes last night. The more I think about this movie the more I realize that I love it. The reasons for loving it are obvious I think and I agree with Ebert that it really is a universal movie even though it’s about a specific dramatic arc. However I think the aspect that really brings it all together for me is the music. That simple guitar line that threads its way throughout the movie just tugs at my heart. It’s amazingly minimalist but yet it captures the soul of the movie – the heartache, the sadness, the love and the beauty. I would really like to get the soundtrack but I’m not sure that I would be able to listen to it without falling into tears.

I’m not sure that the studios really know how to advertise this movie. None of the clips in the award show showed any of the love scenes. They showed the fighting ones instead. Also Dennis Quaid made a rather tasteless comment saying the movie was controversial and rhymed with “chick flick”. The look of awkwardness at the table for the movie made me feel uncomfortable.

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I concur

Following Joey’s lead, I heartily endorse this movie.

Let me tell you a funny story about how we saw the movie on Friday. Friday was the day of the big storm (more later) and we wanted to go see a movie. We first tried the Colossus up at Highway 7 and the 400 but when we got there the lights were out and the employees were ushering the cars away. Strangely enough it was the only part of the plaza that seemed to have lost its power. We went to Yorkdale instead.

It was the late show (10:20) which we rarely seem to be able to stay up for. It was about 9:50 and there were few seats left for the showing. We figured that with the lines around us that we wouldn’t be able to get tickets and even if we did then we would be sitting up at the very front and we’ve had enough of those viewing this summer to last us for quite a while. We bought tickets to Red Eye instead.

We went into the theatre and picked our seats and then I went out and got us a drink. When I came back into the “restricted” area I looked at the theatre designations and noticed that we weren’t seated in the theatre for Red Eye but instead we were in the theatre showing The 40-year-old Virgin. We snuck into the movie without anyone being the wiser. How crafty and sneaky of us! Actually it was completely unintended but it was well worth the risk.

Now I’ve seen funny movies before and I’ve even seen some funny ones this summer (bingo). But after seeing this movie I’d have to say that there’s no funnier movie right now than this one. I can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard or for that long. I’m still laughing at it. I’d gladly see this movie again which is a rare statement for me to make in this day and age. There are too many good jokes to mention here and every scene has something worthwhile in it. I’ve always liked Steve Carell from his Daily Show days and now he has a real chance to shine in a starring role. It’s been interesting watching Jon Stewart’s take on the whole thing because he seems as happy as a father who’s seeing his son succeed in life. Truly heartwarming.

In short you should see this movie if only for the David Caruso references.

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Strange deal

This deal surprised me. This may not be good for moviegoers because that means that there are really only two competing theatres (at least in Toronto): Cineplex/Famous and AMC. Sure there are a few Rainbow Cinemas scattered around the area but those two will dominate. It’ll be interesting to see what kind of impact this will have.

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Maybe it’s the fact that I’m practically done my 2.5 month-long project or maybe it’s because the weather has been nicer and summer is almost here. Maybe it’s because I’m fantastically in love. Maybe it’s a lot of other things. But I know I’m in a good mood today.

Next week I’m going to a senior prom. Tonight we’re going to see a movie. Tomorrow we might be getting a new kitten.

I’m all over the map.

Operation Petticoat

Operation Petticoat (1959)
My rating: 4 out of 5

I’m trying out the Structured Blogging plugin so forgive the fanboyishness…

On Tuesday Marcy and I watched “Operation Petticoat”. Well actually we finished watching it since we started it on Monday night. Anyway, I’ll consider it Tuesday that we actually “watched” the movie. It was the latest offering from Zip which I’ve been meaning to review.

The movie starts Cary Grant and Tony Curtis. Grant plays the straight-man to Curtis’ joker personality. It was quite the change from the last Cary Grant movie we watched a couple of weeks back – Father Goose (an enjoyable film!). He’s a submarine captain who likes to play by the rules and Tony Curtis likes to break all of the rules he can get away with. I really liked this film and if you like watching the adventures of a pink submarine, a male submarine crew and some stranded nurses then this is the film for you!

Get Hitched

Last night we went to see Hitch. It looked like something that I would like and I was right. I really enjoyed this movie. You may too.

A Scanner Darkly

Yahoo! Movies – A Scanner Darkly

I don’t care what people say about the cast, this trailer looks very neat (full IMDB info on A Scanner Darkly). Also as an avid fan of Linklater’s work (Waking Life is one of my favourite films) I can’t wait to see the film in full when it comes out September 16th. I love a good Philip K. Dick novel turned movie!

Linklater’s remake of The Bad News Bears? Well I’m not sure how well that will fly. The original was a pretty saucy film.

Hunter S. Thompson dies

Author Hunter S. Thompson dies

This wasn’t the good news I was hoping for when I came into work. I really enjoyed reading Thompson’s work and Fear and Loathing… is one of the more enjoyable movies I’ve seen. Thompson also wrote some really great articles for ESPN’s Page 2. His most recent one is about shotgun golf with Bill Murray. Appropriate perhaps. His wit and humour will be sorely missed.

I carried flowers into work this morning.

As I mentioned previously we stayed in a hotel last night. The hot water in our building was being “improved” and so we decided to stay closer to our work. We stayed at the Radisson Toronto East Hotel. It was pretty nice though the sounds of the 401 were very noticeable from our room. We had a bit more time to get ready this morning and we actually had a more normal breakfast. That was nice.

I took the Victoria Park bus south and Marcy had a much shorter drive (I hope). Now the Victoria Park bus (#24) is one route away from the one I usually take (Don Mills #25). But let me tell you – there’s a world of difference between the people who take the two buses. The people on the bus this morning seemed very angry and surly and wouldn’t really accomodate you if you wanted to actually get off the bus. I had to practically force my way through this one guy who was standing right in front of the door. Fun times had by all I’m sure. I got to work at approximately the same time I usually do but it took far less time over all.

Anyway, so for Valentine’s Day I got a whole bunch of lovely things from Marcy (aka My Love). She got me a lovely card, some heavenly chocolates from Laura Secord, two tickets to Rain: The Beatles Experience in 10 days and some beautiful flowers. Since they wouldn’t last too long in the car all day until we got home tonight I took them with me to work.

I bet that most people who saw me carrying those flowers would think that I was giving them to someone else and not that I was the recipient of said flowers. I like my flowers – they brighten up my desk and remind me of Marcy during the day.

We had a lovely evening last night at the hotel. We went out to a pub for dinner and some really amazing wings. We were a little hesitant at first because on the first drive-by the pub was advertising Budweiser and Labatt’s Blue in the window. There aren’t many English/Irish pubs that will make those their featured window beers. We were pleasantly surprised though so we’ll be going back again for wings soon. We also watched Bridget Jones: Edge of Reason in the room which was pretty funny. The price point wasn’t too terrible – $12.64 including tax which is right in-between renting and going out to see a movie in the theatre. Seeing as it’s a fairly recent movie it’s a decent price.

So yes I carried flowers to work today and have them sitting proudly on my desk. I’ve even received some nice comments about them!

I lied

I have enough time to link to Mr. Cranky’s fantastic review of Alone in the Dark (already #10 in the bottom 100!). This is a movie that I hope to never ever see.

Famous Players is dropping the price of admission at their theatres by $4 in the Toronto area. That’s a huge decrease – from $13.95 to $9.95. That might make it slightly more affordable to go see a movie there now. We don’t go out to see a lot of movies anymore primarily because they’re so expensive and we can rent them for so much cheaper. I’m still not sure this will persuade me to go to a Famous Players over an AMC for example but it’s a step in the right direction.

It seems that the Back to the Future movies (one, two and three) have played a subtle yet observable role in my life over the past couple of weeks.

First, TBS played the trilogy (never in order and never complete at a time) last weekend. Being a sucker for the films I watched most of the third film and most of the first film. Even though I’ve seen them countless times they’re still enjoyable to me and I’ll watch them.

I was watching an episode of The Family Guy last week sometime and it was the episode “I’m Dyin’ If I’m Lyin’“. Peter mentions how his cousin was exploited by making the film “Black to the Future”. It was a pretty funny scene.

On the weekend Joey posted about Crispin Hellion Glover. This is the actor who played George McFly in the first film. He has an official website. I had no idea he was such a bizarre man.

In the late 1980’s, Glover published his home phone number in a number of offbeat publications, promising callers some interesting taped messages. In 1989, having a morbid curiosity and the phone number from Keyboard World magazine, I called the number and was treated a rant about rats that was both creepy and hilarious.

There have been rumours about a magnum opus film project on which he’s been working for years. It looks like we’ll finally get our chance to see it: the film, titled What Is It? will be premiering at the Sundance Film Festival on January 27, 29 and 30.

According to Movie City News’ Indie section: “Most of the actors in the film have Down’s Syndrome, but the film is not about Down’s Syndrome. Mr. Glover explains the plot thus: ‘Being the adventures of a young man whose principal interests are snails, salt, a pipe, and how to get home, as tormented by an hubristic racist inner psyche.’”

Sounds like an interesting film. I watched the trailer and I have to say that I have no idea what is going on in there. I think Joey is right – it’s perfect for a “Bad Art Night” party. I also watched the David Letter interview (I’d never seen it before) and he seems a little paranoid. I hope he finds peace soon.

So as you can see (maybe), Back to the Future keeps popping up into my life. I wonder what will happen next. Will I see a DeLorean? Get invited to an “Enchantment Under The Sea” dance? I’m waiting!

Edit: Joey posts more about Mr. Glover – a music video he made called “Clowny Clown Clown”. It’s from his 1989 album “Big Problem Does Not Equal the Solution. The Solution = Let It Be”. It rivals the infamous “chicken” video that Ian and I watched one Friday night. Definitely strange. The Allmusic biography has a tempting tidbit of information:

This wild-eyed actor (Back to the Future, River’s Edge) stepped out with one of the more bizarre musical styles ever to emerge from Hollywood. He does a lot of recitations, a lot of atonal rambling, and a version of “These Boots Are Made for Walkin’” that must be heard to be believed.

I wonder how difficult it would be to find his version of that song. Probably not too difficult if I look in the right places. Here’s the review of the above-mentioned album:

Most actors who want to become rock musicians tend to take traditional routes. Kevin Bacon tried his hand at blues-rock, Johnny Depp and Keanu Reeves took on alternative, and even Russell Crowe played in a pub rock band. But Crispin Glover took a much different approach to making music. Sounding like a cross between King Missile and circus music, The Big Problem is one crazy slab of sound. Glover’s voice (which has an thin, endearing tremble) serves as the narrator to the world of nonsense he’s documented on this album. Occasionally he takes the listener by surprise with a melody. Both the hypnotic “The New Clean Song” and the soothing “Never Say Never to Always” are actually pretty good songs hidden among the madness. But mostly he rants and raves in a stream-of-conscious manner over the genre-hopping music. Most of the time this works in his favor; in fact, his Residents-esque cover of “These Boots Are Made for Walkin’” is a nervy delight. The original songs, like the hilarious “Clowny Clown Clown,” can be equally entertaining. But sometimes he runs headfirst into his own limitations, like on his disturbing attempt at rap, “Auto Manipulator,” a harsh tribute to masturbation that lacks any subtlety at all. A good portion of the material is taken from his books of poetry, which are definitely crazy but not always engaging. But Glover is a very original entertainer, making his musical mark with this weird collection of songs. Fans of edgy, bizarre music will probably enjoy this one immensely.

“One crazy slab of sound”. That’s my kind of music!

No really, I mean it

Via the boys at Tagliners (nice to see some more regular posting there again) I read about Clint Eastwood’s verbal jab at Michael Moore.

“Michael Moore and I actually have a lot in common – we both appreciate living in a country where there’s free expression.

“But, Michael, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera – I’ll kill you. I mean it.”

Very interesting indeed. I guess Michael will have to reconsider his project focusing exclusively on the life of Clint Eastwood. I saw Moore at the People’s Choice Awards on Sunday. Marcy said he looked like a metrosexual. He looked much more professional than other times that I’ve seen him.

In Good Company

I want to see this movie. The soundtrack looks good too. It’s getting fairly good ratings but I have a feeling that the movie isn’t exactly what they show in the trailers (I’ve seen two wildly different trailers for the same film). I have to say though that I think the director is better known as the director/producer of the American Pie series. I guess they want to emphasize the connection with About a Boy which was a better movie cinematically.

A movie meme!

Well I love movies so I figured that I’d continue what Ms. Saltwatersound has started (post not linked to because of security restrictions). I’ll cut it so that it doesn’t take up the whole front page. Read the rest of this entry »

Essential films

Following Augie’s example, here are the movies I’ve seen from the 100 Essential Films as put out by the National Society of Film Critics.

1. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
5. Annie Hall (1977)
15. Casablanca (1942)
18. Chinatown (1974)
19. Citizen Kane (1941)
20. Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
28. La Dolce Vita (1959)
32. Enter the Dragon (1973)
36. Fargo (1996)
39. The Godfather (1972) and The Godfather Part II (1974)
40. Gone With The Wind (1939)
42. The Graduate (1967)
46. The Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
50. L.A. Confidential (1997)
52. Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
54. The Maltese Falcon (1941)
57. Metropolis (1927)
59. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
62. The Night of the Living Dead (1968)
71. The Piano (1993)
72. Psycho (1960)
74. Pulp Fiction (1994)
75. Raging Bull (1980)
76. Rashomon (1950)
79. Schindler’s List (1993)
84. Star Wars (1977)
94. Unforgiven (1992)
96. Vertigo (1958)
99. The Wizard of Oz (1939)

Not too bad I suppose – 29/100. A lot of the movies on the list I’ve been meaning to see (I actually own the DVD of The Seven Samurai but haven’t watched it yet). I’ll endeavour to watch more of the classics.

It’s not a bad film

I haven’t seen Alexander but I did read some reviews. It has a score of 39 on Metacritic which means that most of the reviews are negative. I was a bit surprised but not really that Oliver Stone (the director of the film) blamed the failure at the box office on the “moral fundamentalism” in the Southern U.S. as opposed to the movie being generally not that good. I guess he has every right to defend his film but my feeling is that most people could care less if Alexander is bisexual in the film or not. I turn to the venerable Mr. Cranky:

Watching “Alexander” is like going on a first date, noticing in the first five minutes that your date hums to herself and suffers from bouts of involuntary drooling, then realizing that perhaps those tickets to the unabridged reading of War and Peace weren’t such a hot idea.

and

Most bad movies eventually provide some relief by ending, but “Alexander” stubbornly refuses to give up the ghost. At one point, Alexander takes an arrow to the chest and we dare to hope the final credits will roll. However, he emerges bandaged but alive – at which point in my screening a perceptible wave of nausea flowed through the audience. It continues: People die. Emotive speeches are made. Then Old Ptolemy reappears (uh oh) to drone on incessantly about What It All Means. At this point, that nausea I mentioned became materially measurable.

Whenever the result of a movie involves broad-jumping puddles of vomit on your way out of the theater, one can say confidently that a failure has been had.

That doesn’t exactly have me beating a path to my local movie theatre. It’s not even a movie that I’d consider renting at this point.

So according to this story, revenue in the movie industry was up from last year but attendance was down for the second year in a row. The increase is due to the rising ticket prices. The average ticket in the U.S. is now $6.22, up from $6.03. Read that sentence again. $6.22. I haven’t paid that since living in Kitchener and that was only at the theatre downtown that no one would go to. If I go see a movie at Famous Players it’s up to $13.95. That’s per ticket! It’s only marginally cheaper during the day or on weekends. It’s almost beyond reasonable to go see a movie there. That’s why we rent so often – it’s much more affordable. I can’t imagine that we’d ever go out to a movie theatre if we had a family. There has to be a breaking point somewhere for this industry.

I’m a goofy goober

On Saturday we went to see The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (hyped up here). Actually we saw 3 movies on Saturday (the list for November is much fuller than October). We went to Famous Players Colossus in Woodbridge and it was insanely busy. It was also insanely expensive – $13.95 per ticket. The theatre looks more like a spaceship than anything. The theatre was full of kids which probably wouldn’t surprise anyone. Someone used a laser pointer just when the movie started but fortunately that practice did not continue.

The movie was pretty funny in parts but overall I was not as “gung-ho” coming out of the theatre as I would have liked. I guess it’s difficult to translate a 30-minute cartoon into a 90+ minute cartoon. I didn’t like how they marginalized Sandy and Squidward’s characters. I also didn’t like the emphasis put on “being a man”. The princess looked like she belonged in a Scooby-doo cartoon, not a Spongebob one.

No movie is perfect. I’m glad that they made a Spongebob movie because we all know that the world needs more Sponge. I was just expecting a little more.

Submission

Since I can’t seem to post to my del.icio.us account right now, I’ll add the link to Theo van Gogh’s short film, Submission here. IFilm is hosting it. Synopsis:

Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh (yes, that van Gogh) was assassinated November 2, 2004, by a 26-year-old extremist Muslim of Dutch-Moroccan descent. The current theory is that he was taken down for his critical look at the treatment of Muslim women. It’s not a documentary, but a metaphorical look at the harsh realities of their lives. (In English with Dutch subtitles.)

I’ll have to watch when I get a free moment. [via]

The Rules of Attraction

Last night Marcy and I watched an odd movie – The Rules of Attraction. It stars James Van Der Beek in a very un-Dawson-like role.

The movie was quasipornographic and vaguely disturbing in the same way that Generation S.L.U.T. is. The music was pretty good and the thing that really impressed me was the camera work. Several scenes were played in reverse (completely including dialogue and background music) and then played forward again. It was a pretty neat technique. Certainly not original but definitely impressive and well-executed. Another scene featured a conversation between two of the characters but instead of seeing both of them on-screen we were shown a tight shot of each of their faces. Only after the conversation was finished did we see both characters with one camera. It was quite effective.

Overall not a great movie and I’d say that the story and characters didn’t really interest me that much at all.

Cars

Trailer for Pixar’s new movie, Cars. [via]

This is the last movie under the Disney-Pixar partnership. Hopefully it’s a good one. I want to see The Incredibles soon.

Now that I’ve gotten a little bit of what I’m feeling out there, let’s talk about what I did last night (after picking up the car and getting home – a story for another post).

We turned on the tv around 7:30 and already there were results. Bush was ahead but it was still very early.

I was watching CBC Newsworld’s coverage since I found that the other stations either didn’t have the information visible or they had too much information on the screen or they were focusing on local Buffalo races which while interesting, aren’t exactly relevant to me. We watched the results come in past 8 o’clock and nothing was particularly revelatory in that any state was a surprise result.

We watched Degrassi at 8:30 and then some of Election at 9. Such a great movie. I would flip back to the election coverage during commercial breaks. I was frustrated that it was taking so long to bring in the results from each state.

At 10 we watched The Daily Show’s special – Prelude to a Recount. It was pretty funny but I wasn’t in much of a comedy mood it seemed. I wanted to be optimistic but it didn’t seem like there was much to be optimistic about. Florida wasn’t as close as predicted and Ohio was increasingly going to Bush’s corner.

I switched to watching CBC Newsworld again at 11. More results were finally coming in. I tried staying up as late as I could but could only last until 11:45. When I went to bed it was 210-199 for Bush. Things looked tenuous but I figured that there wouldn’t be much settled overnight. So I went to sleep.

I didn’t sleep very well and woke up often. At 3 I was tempted to go see how things were shaping up but thought better of it. When the alarm went off at 6 this morning I got out of bed and checked the computer and it was at 254-252 on most networks (higher for Bush on some other networks) and that Ohio was the key state. Bush was ahead there but Kerry was waiting to count the votes before doing anything. People were talking about protracted struggles for the win (like in 2000) but it felt to me like it was more posturing than anything; even though they could wait for 11 days to count the provisional ballots it seemed to me like it was incredibly unlikely that Kerry could make up the ground there in Ohio. Also even if he did win Ohio and thus win the election (at least by the ingenious electoral college system) he would still lose the popular vote by 3+ million votes. After 2000 Democrats complained often how Bush was an illegitimate President who didn’t win the popular vote and had the judges on the Supreme Court rule him into power. It would seem equally bad if Kerry won technically according to the system but not according to the wishes of the population on a whole.

I wonder how I’d feel if the results had been different – if Kerry were ahead in Ohio and it was Bush who had the choice to concede or fight. We talked about this a bit at work here and said that Bush would fight to the very last vote – it’s not in his character to give up because he believes that he’s always right and will win.

I just read a good post on Boing Boing:

Four more years of a nation led by criminals. I was making coffee with one eye on CNN when the news broke, and I called my dad, a man who’s spent many years fighting for good things, sometimes at great personal cost.

“Get over it,” he said, “The way you feel now is exactly how I felt when Nixon won a second term — crushed. I just couldn’t believe America was that stupid. “But remember what happened to Nixon that term.”

Dan Gillmor sums up what the continuation of Bush’s presidency means for America.

The Republicans have an even stronger congressional majority. They have shown how gladly ruthless they can be in using their power. Bush and his allies have never believed in compromise. They have even less incentive to govern from the middle now, even though the nation remains bitterly divided.

There’s no secret about what’s coming. We don’t have that excuse this time.

Here comes more fiscal recklessness — as we widen the chasm between the ultra-wealthy and everyone else, cementing a plutocracy into our national fiber, we’ll pay our national bills on the Treasury Bill credit card for the next few years. Many economists expect a Brazil-like financial crisis to hit the U.S. before the end of the decade. If we muddle our way though the near term, we’ll still have left our kids with the bill.

Here comes an expansion of the American empire abroad, a fueling of fear and loathing elsewhere on the globe. This is also unsustainable in the end. Empire breeds disrespect.

Our civil liberties will shrink drastically. This president and his top allies in Congress fully support just one amendment in the Bill of Rights, the Second Amendment’s right to bear arms. Say goodbye to abortion rights in most states. Roe v. Wade will fall after this president pushes three or four Scalia and Thomas legal clones onto the Supreme Court. Say hello, meanwhile, to a much more intrusive blending of church and state.

The environment? We’ll be nostalgic for Ronald Reagan’s time in office.

This is not sour grapes. This is reality.

I hope, but doubt, that the Democrats re-discover enough of their collective spine to block the most extreme moves. If they do it’ll be a change for a party that stands for so little these days.

People say there are two Americas. I think there are at least three.

One is Bush’s America: an amalgam of the extreme Christian “conservatives,” corporate interests and the builders of the burgeoning national-security state.

Another is the Democratic “left”: wedded to the old, discredited politics in a time that demands creative thinking.

I suspect there’s a third America: members of an increasingly radical middle that will become more obvious in the next few years, tolerant of those who are different and aware that the big problems of our times are being ignored — or made worse — by those in power today.

That third America needs a candidate. Or, maybe, a new party.

Marcy and I have been talking frequently about how different the United States would be like if they had a parliamentary system. There’s no conceivable way that it would be implemented but it’s amusing to think about it.

It’s good to muse about the possibility of impeachment or something akin to that but it seems like the actual electoral process seen yesterday was relatively clean and fair. What happened leading up to the election was not – both sides were incredibly negative. James described that this morning. I don’t see how things can change – the country is still divided to the extent that people with contrary points of view can’t even talk to each other for 10 minutes. There are disputes here in Canada too but we also have more political parties so your differences are spread out across more groups. Some might say that Americans are centrist for the most part but if you have two choices in an election you’re bound to see a polarization of the electorate.

The next four years will be interesting even if the doomsday predictions are incorrect (and I hope they are).

It’s coming!

I just saw an ad for the release of Fahrenheit 9/11 on DVD and video. That might be something that I’d watch again, possibly even purchase. I wonder if Michael Moore will get the film on tv before the election. That would be quite the feat.

Previous posts about this movie: one and two.

Don stomach knotts

Well as I predicted, I’m feeling sick today. I had a fever overnight and my stomach is clenched. I’m drinking plenty of fluids and last night I didn’t do all that much except sleep. I did catch a movie but I’d rather forget that I ever saw it. At least it was better than the movie I saw on Sunday. This month’s movie list has seen a wide variety of quality.

Tonight I need to get some more packing done. I’ve had to cancel going to Hamilton because I really don’t think I’m up for the drive. Hopefully Kevin won’t be too angry.

First Daughter

Mr. Cranky gives a scathing review of First Daughter:

You know that impending terrorist attack they’ve been warning us about? I think this movie may be it. If I were the real U.S. President and saw this movie, I would immediately surround Hollywood with an invasion force and stop at nothing until director Forest Whitaker had been tracked down and dug out of his spider hole.

“First Daughter” is so bad, it may actually one day become a cult favorite, a centerpiece of midnight showings where drunken, rowdy homosexuals gather to dress up like the characters, recite the lines in unison, and throw condoms at the screen whenever first daughter Samantha (Katie Holmes) and love interest James (Marc Blucas) come together to exchange strained romantic platitudes.

After this movie is over, you’ll know what muscles you use to cringe, because they’ll be sore by the time the final credits roll. Though she’s the daughter of the U.S. President (Michael Keaton), Samantha just wants to go to college and be a “normal girl.” You know how to wrap up these “princess just wants to be normal” movies in about 30 seconds? Put princess in a Wal-Mart uniform on the graveyard shift and take away her health care benefits. Since this is Hollywood, however, and not heaven, that doesn’t happen here. Samantha’s journey of self-discovery entails a mind-numbing procession of staged “spontaneous” collegiate moments. One example: At James’s urging, she eats popcorn and chocolate candies — TOGETHER! “It’s disgusting; I like it!” she enthuses as the audience, of course, cringes.

Ouch. Marcy mentioned the other night that she wishes that Katie Holmes would play a different kind of character than the one she’s been playing all her life. She does have a bad habit of playing a near clone of her character on Dawson’s Creek. It must be frustrating to always act the same way. Either that or she’s too lazy to find new roles.

The commute

So last night I drove to Whitby (as I mentioned) and then back again this morning. I’m tired but it’s worth it to see Marcy for the evening. I had a couple of errands to run before I left town, namely try to find a copy of The Crucible for Marcy to show her Grade 11 class. I haven’t seen the movie or read the book but we have the movie until next Wednesday so perhaps I’ll watch it before then.

Traffic wasn’t too bad seeing as I left a bit later than last Friday. Leaving a little past the main rush home made a huge difference and I barely had any slowdown at all going through Toronto. I left earlier this morning than I have in the past (before 7) and it didn’t make a huge difference in the time it took me to get back here. The only advantage really is that I get to work earlier and seeing as the deadline looms once again I suppose that isn’t such a bad thing. Traffic was slow in “the usual spots” (more on that term at a later date) but generally ok. One thing that really doesn’t agree with me eyes is when a pickup truck has something sticking off the back like a ladder or something. For some reason it seems like it’s going to hit my eye. I can’t really explain it and it doesn’t make much sense but there you go.

When I got to Marcy’s house it seemed like no one was home. I tried ringing the doorbell a couple of times but all of the lights were off inside so I figured that I’d just wait until someone showed up. Marcy was home; she had just fallen asleep. She’s been feeling sick this week and I think she might have a throat infection or something. I had some homemade pizza and chili for dinner (tasted great!) and watched tv for a little bit.

We watched the series premiere of CSI: NY. For a first episode, I’d give it a passing grade but I wasn’t overwhelmed by the episode. The story seemed to fall apart near the end. We did see a new magical technology introduced however – the triangulation modelling application. Now the principles behind this are sound (for once) but I highly doubt that it’s that easy to match up landmarks in a photo using software. Perhaps I’m just ignorant of the software that crime labs have available to them but I suspect the process would be more involved than what they show there. Anyway, the new show is most likely something that I’ll keep watching though I notice that it’s on against Law & Order, another favourite. I’ll have to see how they integrate the new character into that show seeing as Lennie is now gone.

Squarier

I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m looking forward to seeing this movie. My interest is at an insane level. I just finished watching the trailer as a refresher. I saw it in theatres when Marcy and I went to see The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement back in August. It’s a funny trailer though the story is a little unclear from the trailer alone. Fortunately there’s a link to the story.

I’ve talked about the movie before and recently there hasn’t been much news to post. Now that we’re in the home stretch before the premiere, I’d expect the media coverage to increase. I can only hope that the Reformed Church of Spongebob (a radical branch from the now-defunct Church of Spongebob) gets more converts. I like their sacraments, specifically the Simple Pleasures Sacrament:

  1. Lean forward on your right foot, with your left leg bent and sticking out slightly behind you.
  2. Spin around, STOP!
  3. Double take 3 times, counting out loud, one, two, three.
  4. Pelvic thrust Wooo! and back again, Wooo!
  5. Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it!
  6. Bring it around the town.
  7. Bounce on your bum twice.
  8. Make a circle with your body;
  9. A zig-zag,
  10. A triangle,
  11. A donut around your body.
  12. Flatten yourself on the floor.
  13. Bounce up with only one eye.
  14. Then, stand on your left foot and blow a bubble (or pretend to).

Bringing it around town is one of the most important steps. I’m going to bring it around town tonight.

The Last Casino

Yesterday I watched a tv movie called The Last Casino. It’s a Canadian tv movie so it’s highly unlikely you’ve heard of it. It’s about a professor of mathematics who trains a team of 3 university students to win at blackjack by counting cards. I thought it was a fairly well-done film. I liked the pace, the character development and most of the plot. The “investor” didn’t warm me over at all.

Looking at the credits I notice that the person who played George was also in Bulletproof Monk which I discussed in an earlier posting this week. George is a computer engineering student at the university and he plays a painfully stereotypical character. He doesn’t dress all that well, he’s a virgin and when he starts winning money he spends it on an XBox. When told to have some fun he eats alone in his hotel room. I guess I take more offense at this portrayal because I’ve had to deal with this perception of engineers and computer engineers in particular often socially. I remember when I lived in Mississauga back in the summer of 2001 and my roommate was absolutely shocked that I went out socially with other people. She was an engineer too! I suppose it comes with the territory.

Anyway, back to the film. I really liked the scenes in the casino and the training sessions. It reminded me a lot of the time I went to Las Vegas 2 years ago (pictures here). Mat, Sandy, Steve and I sat up quite late discussing different ways to win at blackjack (we played a lot of blackjack that weekend). We had a very good strategy that didn’t include counting and ended up winning quite a lot from one table. Man that was a fun trip. Marcy and I are thinking of going to Las Vegas during March Break next year. That would be a lot of fun too. I’m looking forward to taking trips with her.

About A Boy

I’m no stranger to Badly Drawn Boy. I wrote quite extensively about his new album a few months back. I really enjoy his music.

And while I may never see About A Boy (Tagline summary), I will never tire of listening to its soundtrack. Badly Drawn Boy does an excellent job setting the mood with his music.

I’m listening to this album today because I was listening to CBC Radio yesterday afternoon (driving through some horrendous traffic) and there was a commercial for the show Wire Tap. It’s an interesting show and from what I’ve heard of it (I listened a couple of weeks ago), the host has a fine taste in music. It’s on at a slightly awkward time however (6:30 on Saturdays) so I’m not sure that I’ll be able to catch it too often. I can endeavour to try though.

Bulletproof Funk

Last night I watched Bulletproof Monk on TMNOD (The Movie Network On-Demand). I actually started watching it Tuesday night but I was so tired that I only made it through 30 minutes. I watched the rest last night before the hockey game started.

Let me say this – I will never get those 104 minutes back. The Metacritic score for this film is a balmy 39. Basically if you look at all of the better Hong Kong action movies over the last few years – Hero, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and the like and then you compare it with this film you don’t have much to compare it to. I’m not really sure why Chow Yun-Fat would want to make this movie but I just hope that they paid him handsomely for it.

One bright point – at least now I won’t have to wonder if this is a good film.

You asked, I write

Drew said here that he wanted to know what I thought of Femme Fatale which I saw on Saturday afternoon (described in this post).

Well, what to say about the movie. Naturally most guys will focus their attention on the first 20 minutes (watch the movie and you know what I mean). The guys at Tagline had this humourous conversation back in 2002:

STEPHEN: … You know, [Rebecca Romjin-Stamos is] a chick, she’s evil, there’s sex – usual De Palma. Anyway, in the trailer, the first thing you hear is [Adopts very deep, Trailer Guy voice] “From Brian De Palma… the MASTER of the erotic thriller!” Now, if I’m in a video shop and I see the words ‘erotic thriller’ on the box, I’m expecting to see something starring Shannon Whirry, and called Animal Sex Instincts. IV. (Co-starring one of the guys from Grease.)

AL: You mean Shannon Tweed.

STEPHEN: There’s two of them – Tweed and Whirry, actually.

STEPHEN pauses.

STEPHEN: Oh God, it’s so sad I know that.

AL: And that we’re having this conversation.

Anyway, that conversation never occurred in this house mainly because I don’t think I’ve seen that many so-called “Erotic Thrillers”. I thought the movie was ok. Some parts were kind of clever and I’ll admit that I was a little thrown after she woke up in the bath… again. I liked the photo collage idea and I was thinking that that would be a really cool idea to do. I just need a plaza in Europe to photograph over several years now.

I was a little disappointed that the other thieves’ characters weren’t developed all that well. All of a sudden we had to figure out where one of them was for 7 years though that wasn’t particularly difficult. I just wish we could know what they were doing during other parts of the movie. I wanted to know their anger a bit better.

The ending was kind of clever but I’m not sure that I felt satisfied after the movie was finished. Perhaps I’m looking too deeply into the film. I can see why people might not like it or find it slow and tedious. I didn’t necessarily feel that way but I wouldn’t go so far as to say that it was a great movie.

I just finished watching Days of Thunder, a classic Tom Cruise film. It’s a good film to watch on a day like today where it’s too hot to do anything outside and all you want to do is just relax. I remember a Dinner and a Movie episode where they showed this movie and had Richard Petty, a real NASCAR driver, as a guest. The hosts asked him how this movie compared with real competitive driving. Petty’s answer? “We both drive cars.” That’s too funny. Harvey’s had some pretty wicked sunglasses when this film first came out way back in 1990. Next movie? Femme Fatale with Rebecca Romijn (formerly -Stamos). I wanted to see this back in 2002 but I’m only getting around to it now.

Equilibrium

Last night I watched Equilibrium. It was on TMN On-Demand (such a great service) and since Marcy is busy writing up lesson plans and getting her classes organized for next week, I decided to give it a go. Well let’s just say that I’m glad I didn’t have to pay to see it. Some aspects of the movie were interesting but I can’t say that I was as excited as the guys from Penny Arcade were back in 2002. I remember being in Seattle at the time this movie came out and there were a lot of people at work who were interested in seeing it. I’m kind of glad now that I didn’t go see it then because I think I would have been disappointed and out $10. I looked up Tagline’s review of the film and I think I agree for the most part:

Given as it consists pretty much of Bale jumping and twirling around a lot like some Tekken character and firing multiple guns in a spinney, martial arty, you’ll-have-someone’s-eye-out kind of way. There is a plot though, it’s – of course – the near future, where emotion has been outlawed and Bale is charged with enforcing this dubious policy decision. This seems to consist of burning the Mona Lisa and striding around in one of those super sleek sci-fi costumes with no visible buttons or zips beloved by film designers. A bit like Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World, except with added martial arts and less subtext about 1930’s British politics. Of course into every fascist utopia there must come some kinks in the system, and dutifully enough Bale becomes one of the hunted when he starts experiencing emotions. Cue joining up with the ubiquitous underground resistance, firing lots and lots of guns and enough gymnastics to warrant you looking around in the background for a small foldout table with some judges.

To me, it didn’t really feel like the near future but rather like the past. With the machine guns and swords it almost felt like the 1920’s or 1930’s to me. It’s kind of disappointing that Christian Bale hasn’t made a lot of good films though I loved him in Empire of the Sun. That’s probably one of my favourite films.

The funny thing is that while I was watching this film I kept thinking about Gattaca (definitely in my top list of films). The plots are vaguely similar – a society of control with those people who are labelled as “different” being marginalized to the fringe of society. Gattaca handles this topic far better than Equilibrium however. Anywya, the funny thing to me was that after the film was over I was flipping through the guide and saw that Gattaca was actually on tv too. That’s a strange coincidence.

If you’ve watched movies or television shows with me then you might know that it irks me to no end how the forensics labs have amazing photo manipulation tools that inevitably reveal the truth about a crime or person’s identity. This happens most times you turn on the tv or watch a movie. It happened most recently to me when Marcy and I watched Foolproof last week. The trio were trying to read a new combination for a fancy safe and they had installed a camera in the ceiling of the office to capture the view of paper. It of course was very fuzzy so they asked the computer whiz to “clean it up a little”. The end result, you guessed it, was a crystal-clear image of the new combination, enabling them to break into the office the next night. Argh!

Has anyone in the entertainment industry ever used photo manipulation software? It doesn’t work that way. To prove a point, Darren goes through a typical scenario featured in these shows and movies. It’s amusing because in some ways you get less information from the image after “he’s cleaned it up a little”.

Apart from Darren’s mention about the customized software they use, it always amuses me how specific their searching capabilities are. You use one software application to search for felons in the tri-state area. Another one is used for sexual assaults in these counties. Yet another is used to track different fingerprints. Also amusing – the fact that a positive search result takes so long and inevitably displays hundreds of different “possible matches”, eventually ending up on the one result we want. Negative search results? They take very little time at all and sometimes don’t display any of the possible matches.

Ah well, I guess we all have our pet peeves with television and the movies. I know I’m not alone in having this one as mine though. I’m sure it’s a common tech-person annoyance.

Update: Ian points me to this comic that illustrates the differences between Hollywood and reality quite aptly – one, two and three.

Bjork

Bjork holds a special place in my heart. I remember my life took a different path when Lisa let me borrow Bjork’s Homogenic album. Sure I’d heard her songs before: “Army of Me” was an early favourite though I recall that Jon and I both had watched her “Unplugged” special on MuchMusic one day and we thought it as quite bizarre.

But “Homogenic” was a windfall to my impressionable musical mind. Here was a contemporary female artist who wasn’t afraid to push the boundaries of her sound. In a time when “pop music” was gaining influence on the charts again it was refreshing to hear something so original and non-fabricated. It’s hard to disagree that there aren’t many who sound like Bjork, if anyone at all. I mention once again the fantastic article on Salon from last September – All Hail The Ice Queen for reference.

When I moved into residence in first year, I listened to a lot of Bjork. Primarily I listened to Homogenic. Perhaps it was the roots of my interest in “underground music” like house or hip hop or trip hop or other miscellaneous categories that caused me to listen to this album so much. I know it annoyed Jon (my roommate in a very small double room) that I listened to it so much. Eventually I managed to obtain the other albums in Bjork’s oeuvre (Debut, Post, Telegram, etc.) and was astonished at how much this singer had grown musically over the years. I searched for live recordings of Bjork’s shows and managed to find a few and the concerts seemed very special to be a part of.

In the summer of 2001, I was hotly anticipating Bjork’s newest album, Vespertine. I would search frantically for sources before the official release date. I found one source but it ended up being in a different track order than the final cut. It didn’t matter though, I had a chance to listen to the new songs. To say that I was impressed would be quite the understatement. Here was the most intimate, personal album that I’ve ever heard. I couldn’t get enough of this album. I listened to it at work, in the car, at home, everywhere. Vespertine let me crawl into my own “hidden place”; my work situation was spiralling out of control at the time and things looked very bleak financially. When the CD came out in the stores, I bought it.

Four years ago now, Bjork starred in a movie – Dancer In The Dark. It took me a while to watch it but I’m glad I did. I really enjoyed it though it was depressingly sad at the end. It was a quirky film – half serious drama, half humourous musical. Bjork did the soundtrack, also part of my collection. It was nice to see Bjork branching into new areas but she admitted that she’ll never do another film again. She was too nervous.

The SwanIt’s unfortunate that people most associate Bjork with her swan costume at the Academy Awards three years ago. Even during Bjork’s performance at the opening ceremonies in Athens 10 days ago, the commentators on the air mentioned this fact. It’s like they don’t know how to cubbyhole Bjork’s sound so they mention her eccentricities. That’s disappointing to me, but I can’t expect everyone to like Bjork.

For Christmas last year I received a couple of Bjork’s DVDs. One is a taping of a concert that was part of the Vespertine tour and the other is an archive of her videos. I watched the concert DVD one night while Marcy was in London2. It was a fantastic show and I could feel the crowd and Bjork’s energy through the TV. It was really something special to witness. Someday I’ll go see her in concert but not if she continues to charge upwards of $60 per show.

That brings us to today. The picture at the top is the cover of Bjork’s new album, Medulla. I read this morning on Boing Boing that Bjork approves of music sharing on the Internet.

Q: So Bjork is not superstitious then?
A: “You know, its ironic that just at the point the lawyers and the businessmen had calculated how to control music, the internet comes along and fucks everything up.” Bjork gives the finger again, this time waving it into the air. “God bless the internet,” she adds.
Q: And what about you, then?
A: “I’ll still be there, waving a pirate flag.”

That’s interesting but more importantly to me was the news that she has a new album coming out next week. I’ve become so out-of-the-loop in terms of music lately that I didn’t even know that there was a new album in the works, let alone being released next week. I listened to it this morning and it’s very different from past material. Gone are the techno sounds and pretty much any musical accompaniment. Singers are the only accompaniment in a lot of the songs. Medulla of course means:

The inner core of certain organs or body structures, such as the marrow of bone.

so perhaps this album is her “inner core” musically.

Bjork has set up an interesting-looking mini-site for the album that I’ll have to explore further at some point. For now I’ll try and absorb as much of this new material as possible and instead of comparing it to previous works like I do with some artists, I’ll appreciate it on its own, for its own merits.

On the QT

I learned this morning from the cybersleuths of the entertainment world that Quentin Tarantino has a blog. Consider it subscribed.

Update: It’s a fake. Stephen was fooled and thus I was too. Consider it unsubscribed.

My Boss’s Daughter

Last night Marcy and I watched My Boss’s Daughter on TMN On Demand. I’ll paraphrase Marcy for the review – “When you watch movies like this, it makes you appreciate the good movies out there even more.” How true that is. It was a really strange movie. I was really surprised that Dave Foley was in it and he played such a bizarre character. I still remember the first time I met Lissa she seemed to think that I was very similar to Dave. There were parts that we had to fast forward because they were either a) too stupid or b) too disgusting or both. It was kind of endearing in a way to see Ashton Kutcher play someone with some semblance of sensitivity. I’m still anxious to see Garden State but apparently “wide-release” doesn’t cover the burgeoning metropolis of Kitchener-Waterloo.

us.imdb.com

Found via Angie McKaig is this very interesting article about one of my most-visited sites, IMDB. I’ve been using IMDB for movie and television questions for many years now and I remember the days when you had to pick a mirror. Fortunately now that’s not required but it’s neat to see how humble IMDB’s beginnings were and considering the vastness of the site (only AllMusic comes close) it’s remarkable how current and frequently updated the content is. I had no idea that IMDB was actually owned by Amazon but considering the number of Amazon links on each page it’s really no surprise. I was telling Stephen today that who knows where his site might be in 5 years’ time. He seems to think that he’ll either be in jail or filthy rich. Maybe he’ll have both.

I’ve talked about the movie Collateral (opening today) before and goodness knows that the boys over at Tagline have had their fun with the movie and you should really go over there to get more of “the funny”.

Anyway, the movie is playing at King’s College here downtown and I noticed that the poster they’re showing is not the one featuring The Big Star but rather one with a picture of Jamie Foxx. Maybe they save the posters featuring Tom Cruise for the bigger, more popular theatres and not the ones that only charge $6 to see a movie, anytime.

The Bad Colour

As promised last week, Marcy and I went to see The Village this weekend, on opening day no less. Fortunately enough for us is the fact that we saw the movie at the cheaper theatre in town. Total cost = $11.

The verdict? I should have listened to Stephen and Al at Tagline. Additionally, I should have taken seriously what Mr. Cranky had to say about the movie. He’s rarely wrong.

The people talk like some amateur historian’s version of the 19th century. It’s essentially the way some ideologue would want 19th century people to talk, not the way they really used words, which is at the heart of Shyamalan’s problems these days. He wants his films to be a certain way, but they’re not. When you get to the end, nothing makes any sense. The mysterious creatures in the woods who surround the village completely are referred to as “those we don’t speak of”. The color red is “the bad color”. Maybe in the future we’ll all refer to “The Village” as “the bad film”. There’s also the littany of cliche characters. Ivy is the blind girl with the heart of gold who can see better than most sighted people. There’s Noah (Adrien Brody), the funny retard who provides the comic relief because that’s what retards do. Those are just the most blatant.

Now I don’t consider myself a sheep (as Stephen seems to allude to in his post) though it may appear that way by my act of seeing the movie on its opening day. There were plenty of other people in the theatre so perhaps the “mystique” of M. Night.

So what was wrong with this film? I found it particularly unexciting. Sure the “monster” aspect was a bit frightening for a little bit but they ruined the whole suspense halfway through the film. And the other aspect to the story? Highly disappointing. I wasn’t really sure which Plot Twist the story was supposed to be leading up to. I have in my mind an impression of the movie. It’s a loaf of bread. It could be a great loaf of bread but instead it is only semi-risen and tastes terrible. Visually unappealing. Texture is all off. Timing is a mess.

That’s not to say that I could do better, mind you. I’m no film director, that’s for sure. I guess I was just thoroughly unimpressed with this film.

This morning I read a post on “Better Living Through Software” dealing with this movie. There are some interesting ideas discussed there and I didn’t really think of that aspect while I was seeing the film. Would it have changed my impression? I think it’s doubtful.

Outfox this!

I just received confirmation that my copy of Outfoxed has shipped. It should be here in 7-10 business days. I mentioned this documentary previously on my other blog and although I technically didn’t follow the subject (”When I have some more cash”), I still felt that it was important for me to watch this film. For $9.95 I’m hoping that it will be worth it. It has received a lot of attention on blogs recently and though it’s hard to tell if people have actually seen the film or are just jumping on the critical bandwagon, there’s no denying that the public (at least the blog-reading portion) is aware of this film.

I watched Robert Greenwald’s previous film, Uncovered: The Whole Truth About The Iraq War and was impressed with the critical slant of the movie. It’s much less heavy-handed as Fahrenheit 9/11 though certainly not as visually appealing as that film. Salon called (mentioned in my post here) Uncovered “more intelligent if less entertaining” and I’d agree with that assessment. I’m not aware of many other people who have seen the film though in the same article Salon calls it a “cult success”.

Robert Greenwald is definitely a fan of the Shocking-word: explanation template for his film titles. The full title for Outfoxed is Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch’s War On Journalism. In addition to this and Uncovered we have:

Both of these would be interesting to watch I’m sure but I don’t know how easy it would be to obtain a copy of either film.

Watch for a review of Outfoxed as soon as I receive my copy.

All week it has felt like day+1. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not because most weeks are long enough as it is. This weekend is a long one too as Monday is our Civic Holiday (only in Ontario). The goal? Pure relaxation. We’ll probably see a couple of movies at least (there are some good ones playing at The Princess this weekend). Also, Marcy wants to see The Village and despite Al’s fervent attempts (see Stephen I do read who writes the articles!) to dissuade any and all moviegoers, we’ll probably end up seeing it too. Perhaps it’s because I haven’t seen Signs that I’m not so anti-M as Al is.

Uh oh, I’m listening to “Steppin’ Out” by Joe Jackson. I always go into a crazy mood when I hear this song.

Edit: It’s going to be even harder to keep straight what day it is. Both of my bosses have left for the week. Hopefully it isn’t too difficult to work tomorrow (assuming tomorrow is still Friday).

I, Misinterpret

Marcy and I went to see I, Robot last night. I really wasn’t expecting much and although the movie presented some interesting thoughts, it just didn’t do much for me in terms of filmmaking. I read I, Robot way back in Grade 5 so I can’t comment in any great detail on how faithful the movie is to the book (this article does a better job of that). I suppose you can only go so far in comparing two works when one is merely “suggested” by the other. As Mr. Cranky humourously points out in his review of the movie,

At the end of “I, Robot,” the credits note that the film was “suggested by” the book by Isaac Asimov. That’s about as warm of an embrace of your source material as one might expect to see between George Bush and Michael Moore. Here’s a more appropriate credit: “opportunistically named after” or better yet, “an affront to.”

If anything, the movie has made me desire to re-read the Asimov books that I grew up with in my “formative” years. I used to read a lot of them (though nowhere near his total output during his life) partly because my dad had a lot of science fiction novels and partly because I loved going to the public library (go Sherwood branch!).

Even in terms of a “summer action blockbuster”, I felt very disappointed with the film. It was like a cross between Terminator 2: Judgement Day and Short Circuit and AI: Artificial Intelligence without any of the good qualities of any of these films. Returning to Mr. Cranky:

The most interesting aspect of the film is the intriguing possibility that it was written and directed by a robot. The story is so formulaic that it’s practically an algorithm (rogue cop + dystopian futurescape + promising technology gone horribly awry = lots of shootin’). Will Smith plays his character with such precisely calibrated insouciance that it’s uncomfortable to watch. He delivers wisecrack after wisecrack, but the film’s humor subroutine apparently still needs work, because the jokes fall flat.

There were definitely no surprises during the movie for me and the interesting points raised by the underlying themes did little to redeem the weak plot. I think I’ll resolve to re-read the book and imagine what could have been an interesting tale captured on film.

I read this article on Tagliners this morning and noticed this afternoon that Darren Barefoot had picked up on the same thing. The article in question, “On The Implausibility Of The Death Star’s Trash Compactor“, is pretty humourous but funnier than that for me is Stephen’s rewrite (the first link above) of one of the main points:

It’s funny, in a dry Martini kind of way, y’know – “And I was just saying to Reginald the other day, is it not odd that the trash compactor only compacts trash sideways? By my stars, it would only produce large, thin sheets of compacted trash as a result – surely an obstacle to the ships of the Imperial fleet!” Polite laughter ensues.

Now if only Stephen would rewrite the entire treatise in such a humourous, dry-wite kind of way, I’d be able to fill my laughter quota for the day.

Lego My Eggo

From BoingBoing:

This is pretty stunning: it’s a stop-motion-animated short version of Spiderman 2 done entirely in Lego.

You can find the film here (Quicktime 6 required). It’s a pretty amazing piece of work; better than the actual film in my opinion.

Reading the producer’s website, I find that the film was commissioned by Sony Pictures and Lego.

I took a break from posting for a few days. I hope that everyone had a great Canada Day and/or Independence Day.

My weekend was very relaxing and that was exactly what I needed. It felt like each day was its own weekend, that was how long everything seemed.

Friday Marcy and I went to Burford to visit with my Aunt Nellie and also to visit my grandmother and grandfather’s grave. Ten years ago last week she passed away. Seven years since my grandfather passed away. My aunt (actually my Great Aunt) showed me a book she had made for my grandfather (she made one for each of her siblings). It was pretty emotional seeing all of those early photos of them and my mom and her siblings, the photos of my family, the photos of my uncle’s family and finally at the end, the death notices of my grandparents and my other great aunts. It’s easy to see now that my grandmother’s passing was the catalyst (but definitely not the cause) of our falling-out with the rest of my family, on both sides.

Friday night we went to see Spider-Man 2 at Galaxy with John, Mark, Carolyn and Lamont. John was in from Vancouver to go to a wedding on Saturday and it was very nice to see him. The movie I did not like that much. It dragged in too many parts. I know I’ll probably be labelled as a blasphemer by some for saying this but it wasn’t that great a movie. After dinner we went to Molly Bloom’s in Waterloo for some food and drink and that was a lot of fun. Marcy has a way to capture a crowd that I’m very envious of but I know that I’ll never be able to do that. It’s just not in my nature.

Sidenote: I encourage you to go and see John’s film, Ewok in an Elevator playing over at Atom Films. Unfortunately it’s going to look like he copied the idea in the new Spider-Man movie but I assure you, he thought of the idea first.

Saturday Marcy and I slept in and then went berry picking up in St. Jacob’s. It was extremely hot and Marcy got a little dehydrated so we went back to the apartment to cool off. We watched Clueless at night. I like that movie, it’s pretty funny.

Yesterday we went to Chapters during the afternoon for a bit. I started reading a comic book biography of Louis Riel (man I hate Chapters‘ URLs). It was pretty interesting and I’ll have to go back and finish it (I was about halfway done). After that we went over to visit Marcy’s old roommate, Stacey. We showed her the wedding photos and ended up staying there for almost 5 hours. It was good though, we haven’t seen Stacey in a long time.

We got some New Orleans Pizza for dinner (which subsequently gave me heartburn) and watched most of Forrest Gump. Since it was July 4th, I suppose people thought it would be appropriate to show that movie since it’s a “feel-good” film and has a lot of “American values”.

I also finally finished a book that I started a while ago – Eric Schlosser’s Reefer Madness: Sex, Drugs, and Cheap Labor in the American Black Market. I love Eric’s writing (he also wrote Fast Food Nation). It was fascinating to read about the rise of the pornography industry in the United States and the ridiculousness of the marijuana punishments meted out by the US justice system. It’s remarkable how different the situation is here in Canada versus the United States and Eric remarks on this difference. I was a bit disappointed by the paltry amount of material about the illegal migrant worker situation but maybe Eric thought that subject has had more coverage than the other two issues discussed in the book. I look forward to Eric’s next book, reportedly on the prison system in the United States. I’d have to say that he’s one of my current favourite non-fiction writers.

So that, in essence, was my weekend. Hardly action-packed but considering how many of the weekends this year (extending even to last year) that we’ve had to run around the province, it was more than pleasant to stay in one place. This weekend is the bachelor party and the next weekend is our reception. After that we have little-to-no-plans which I’m definitely looking forward to.

I read about a horrible accident yesterday here. I didn’t watch the video until this morning because I was too busy yesterday at work.

I have to admit that at first I thought the video was not real because the cars colliding and hurtling through the air looked computer-generated. But if you read the news story (from Dayton, Ohio), it appears to corroborate what I saw in the video.

It’s a difficult video to watch because I know now that the pedestrian is in critical condition at the hospital. I’m surprised they survived at all.

I guess the lesson to take from this is to be extremely careful when crossing the street.

Blood boiling

Marcy and I went to see Fahrenheit 9/11 last night, the late show at the local Silver City. It got out around 12:45 AM.

I had trouble sleeping; there were too many thoughts racing around my head. I felt just absolutely numb driving home. Every personal review that I’ve read has said something to the effect that “there wasn’t anything new to me discussed in the film” and to tell you the truth I find that difficult to believe.

Sure you might have known about the Bush-Saudi connection (after all, the major points discussed in the film were broadcast on CBC’s The Fifth Estate last year). Sure you probably read about Bush’s military service suspicions. Sure you knew about the Saudi flights on September 13th. Do you want a medal? This movie is not about testing how much you know and if you go around preening about how “educated” you are then you’ve missed the point.

Note: the above does not apply to any of my friends (real or Internet-based); I’ve just read some other reviews that have irked me.

This movie is certainly controversial and it’s not going to do much for uniting the general populace of the United States together on the issues. I think James has made some excellent points to that effect.

Here we are, just over 4 months away from Election Day in the U.S.. Will this movie change people’s minds? I really don’t think so. How important is this next election? Incredibly important and once I put my pictures online I’ll show you how far the Bush-Cheney campaign has gone to court voters in so-called “swing” states (my parents home state of Ohio being a very big example).

Now I said above that this movie probably won’t change your mind about the issues addressed. That’s not to say that the images shown in the film won’t affect you deeply. I’m doubtful that there would be a lot of people not moved to tears listening to the mother in Flint reading her son’s last letter home before he was shot down in his helicopter. Well ok, a lot of people besides the two thirteen year-old girls sitting behind us. The people in New York City watching the events of September 11th still haunt me. Seeing footage from Iraq haunts me. Looking at the smug expressions of the Bush Administration officials haunts me. By using archived footage almost exclusively, it lends some measure of authenticity to the facts presented though I don’t pretend to believe that the movie is entirely factual.

The next few months are going to be ugly. Shawn talks about the most recent problems with the Bush ad campaign here. The latest Bush ad is truly despicable. Make no mistake: it will be almost impossible for there to be an open and honest debate about the issues, foreign and domestic, before Election Day in November. It’s up to everyone to get as informed as possible on the issues. Don’t just read your current selection of media releases – expand your horizons and read something with the opposite viewpoint of yours. I read conservative news, blogs and writers on a daily basis because I want to know the issues and knowing the issues is more than just reading one side and making up your mind.

I’m terribly afraid of what’s going to happen over the next 5-10 years here in Canada, in the United States and around the world. What consequences will be visited upon our children and grandchildren because of our foolishness today? How could anyone possibly comprehend the complexity of our world? The people in power aren’t that much smarter than I am and that’s quite scary because even with the collective intelligence of all the people reporting to me (were I a world leader), I would find it incredibly difficult to form any kind of broad vision for the future.

In some ways this movie has made me disenchanted with politics. I’m hoping that by casting my ballot today in our own federal election, my democratic spirit can be stoked once again.

If you want to get a regular update of the situation on the ground in Iraq, I highly recommend Just Another Soldier. There used to be a blog there but the military forced the man to take it down and now updates go via a mailing list (I know, how old-fashioned). It’s worth signing up.

Lost in La Mancha

I watched an interesting documentary last night entitled Lost in La Mancha. It’s all about Terry Gilliam’s attempt at making a film version of the Don Quixote story. The documentary was originally supposed to be a “making of…” film that would be included on a DVD release but since the film was never finished, it serves as an insightful look into the ways in which a film can fail to make it past production.

The Don Quixote film (which was tentatively titled “The Man Who Killed Don Quixote”) suffers from Murphy’s Law. Things that couldn’t possibly have been forseen happen and slow production down to the point where the film has to be shelved for an indefinite period of time (it is still waiting to be resumed). Insanely strong storms, back troubles, contract issues and other things plague things from the start.

If anything the film should serve as a warning for directors that making a film cannot possibly go as you plan it.

Remember this

A future reminder to myself to watch Control Room whenever it starts playing here in Canada. It looks like a great movie.

With Marcy away to the East, I had the apartment to myself last night. I spent most of the night watching 3 movies:

  1. The Kid Stays In The Picture (2002)
  2. Spirited Away (2001)
  3. Koyaanisqatsi (1983)

All three were quite magnificent in their own ways.

The Kid Stays In The Picture
I had actually started watching this last week but never finished. I read the book (a cheap purchase from Casablanca Books) last November and thoroughly enjoyed it. This man seemed to live the high life and the very low life within the space of 10-15 years.

The movie was quite good. I liked how they had Evans doing the voice-over for the entire movie, even for characters that weren’t him. There were plenty of old photographs and the stylizing of the images was well-done. Having read the book beforehand though left me feeling a little empty by the end. Evans goes into far more detail in the book and the movie glosses over (to an extent) his troubles during the 1980’s. Overall though it was really a great film though it probably wouldn’t appeal to everyone.

Spirited Away
This was a pretty amazing movie. By the same director and writer as Princess Mononoke, one of my favourite movies, it’s the story of a young girl who gets trapped in the spirit world and has to fight to get her and her parents back to the real world. The animation is awesome, the music is very strong and the character development and plot are interesting. I loved how the Spirits were integrated in this film because the Spirits in Princess Mononoke were my favourite part of that movie.

I found that with the subtitles on I was able to grab more of the speech and it helped me understand the plot.

People have said that this is one of the most widely-acclaimed to ever come out of Japan. It was an excellent movie but I think I still enjoyed Princess Mononoke more. It seemed more polished and it had an air of whimsy about it that I didn’t get with Spirited Away. Perhaps that’s just because of the themes in each of the movies. At any rate, Spirited Away was still a great film to watch.

Semi-related: I wish I could find Mark’s review of this film because it’s pretty funny. Alas it is nowhere to be found.

Koyaanisqatsi
I got the trilogy – Koyaanisqatsi, Powaqqatsi and Naqoyqatsi, all directed by Geoffrey Reggio – for Christmas of last year. I’d watched Powaqqatsi (Life In Transformation) last fall but I wanted to get the other two.

Koyaanisqatsi means “Life Out Of Balance” in the Hopi language. There is no plot to speak of in this film. Rather it is a montage of different shots – natural and man-made with a beautiful Philip Glass score in the background.

This movie really makes you think and it moved me deeply. It’s simply amazing how complex humanity and human society is; there are several scenes that feature escalators, highways and train stations with the footage sped up to show the sheer numbers. It is really mindblowing.

One of the most poignant montages features row upon row of apartment buildings. At first they seem to be occupied but on closer inspection they are all abandoned. When I was watching this I couldn’t help but think – “Where is this? What happened there? Why are they destroying all of those buildings?” After the movie was finished I searched online and came up with this great site that has user commentary of the three films. It turns out that it is the Pruitt-Igoe Housing Project in St. Louis and is discussed in detail on this site. I couldn’t help but feel sad and dejected that all of those buildings were sitting unused. It really made me think about the effects of urban planning from the previous generations has effected the way we live in our cities today. I know even here in Kitchener, the city council was very pro-shopping mall in the downtown core and that’s a mistake that they’re only now starting to pull away from. There’s really something about abandoned buildings that draws me in. I’d still love to go on a photo-tour of Flint, MI.

Overall this was a superb film and even though it’s more than 20 years old, I think the images that it presents and the message(s) that it conveys are definitely very relevant today. I can’t wait to watch the third film, subtitled “Life As War”.

Celsius 488.3

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about Michael Moore’s new movie, Fahrenheit 9/11. Naturally since it opens this Friday in wide release, I’m not the only one.

Stephen wonders if people are going to go:

Make no mistake; there hasn’t been this much controversy around a movie since The Passion of The Christ, and we all know what a flop that was. While of course Moore doesn’t have pastors and reverends across America standing up in their pulpits telling their congregations that if they don’t go see a particular movie, well, then they’re just gonna go to hell, he has the media telling us there’s every reason in the world to go. And not to go, of course.

You know my view – or if you don’t, welcome to the site. You should see it. If nothing else so you can argue with the facts to hand in the months ahead, because there’s nothing that annoys me more than people who argue about stuff without knowing shit about it.

You should also see it because the guy’s a great filmmaker. Documentary or polemic, the fact is, he makes movies that get people talking, that might well be manipulative (like – hey! All of Hollywood) but still make you think. For better or worse.

And finally, speaking personally, I think you should see it to open your eyes a bit. No, no, I’m not presuming everything Fahrenheit 9/11 will discuss will be acceptable to you – fact or not – but it’ll get you thinking about politics and politicians. And these days, those are probably people who need to get thought about a little bit more often.

Stephen’s right about one thing (among many): this film will be the hot topic for the summer and the weeks leading up to the U.S. elections in November.

Now there are plenty of other people who would argue that Michael Moore is guilty of the same thing that Stephen hates so much and that’s people who argue without having all of the facts. Granted, Michael has his own agenda to push (namely this year to get Bush out of office) and he will have a distinct slant on the facts that he presents but there’s no such thing as an unbiased documentary. Documentaries are not objective, they can’t be – they’re made by humans. If we had robots who could decide on the topic, the interviews, the shots and the music then we might have something closer to objectivity but since that doesn’t exist we have today’s documentarians.

Perhaps the most vociferous attack on Moore’s new film comes from Christopher Hitches, writer for Vanity Fair. He slams Moore in his article “Unfairenheit 9/11 – The Lies of Michael Moore” in Slate. Speaking about Moore’s stance on doing interviews about this film:

Moore has announced that he won’t even appear on TV shows where he might face hostile questioning. I notice from the New York Times of June 20 that he has pompously established a rapid response team, and a fact-checking staff, and some tough lawyers, to bulwark himself against attack. He’ll sue, Moore says, if anyone insults him or his pet. Some right-wing hack groups, I gather, are planning to bring pressure on their local movie theaters to drop the film. How dumb or thuggish do you have to be in order to counter one form of stupidity and cowardice with another? By all means go and see this terrible film, and take your friends, and if the fools in the audience strike up one cry, in favor of surrender or defeat, feel free to join in the conversation.

However, I think we can agree that the film is so flat-out phony that “fact-checking” is beside the point. And as for the scary lawyers – get a life, or maybe see me in court. But I offer this, to Moore and to his rapid response rabble. Any time, Michael my boy. Let’s redo Telluride. Any show. Any place. Any platform. Let’s see what you’re made of.

I’m not sure why Hitchens is so acidic towards Moore but he definitely does not agree with Moore’s tactics or his views in the film. I think Hitchens takes things a bit too far when he says:

If Michael Moore had had his way, Slobodan Milosevic would still be the big man in a starved and tyrannical Serbia. Bosnia and Kosovo would have been cleansed and annexed. If Michael Moore had been listened to, Afghanistan would still be under Taliban rule, and Kuwait would have remained part of Iraq.

I seriously doubt that Moore thinks that. That’s extrapolating the rhetoric beyond logic. That aside though, I did find Hitchen’s discussions on pacificism interesting, particularly when he included George Orwell’s views on pacificists (it’s not flattering).

I read Roger Ebert’s Movie Answer Man column from May 30th yesterday and it was filled with Fahrenheit 9/11 questions. People were complaining that Moore is not giving a chance for the views opposite to his to be aired in his film. Well why should he do that? Sure the weekly Presidential radio address features a rebuttal from the other party but that doesn’t mean that every political speech or film deserves a counterpoint.

Also there seems to be wild accusations that the jury of the Cannes Film Festival was prejudiced towards Moore’s film and that they gave him the Palme d’Or not because it was the most deserving film but because it was the one that fit the political views of the jurists. Ebert responds:

It is assumed that a director distinguished enough to head the Cannes jury is above such conflicts. I attended the jury’s press conference, heard all nine jurors praise the award, and got the unmistakable impression that Tarantino personally would have been equally content if the Korean revenge epic “Old Boy” had won.

I’m no longer a reader of Ebert’s reviews (I used to read them a lot but there came a point where I didn’t think they added anything and/or I felt like Ebert’s appraisal of movies was no longer in tune with mine) but his answer to this question is excellent:

You reported on the reception his film received in Cannes. Given the location, France, and the crowd, journalists, Hollywood movie types and Frenchmen mostly, what did you expect? By praising an obviously politically motivated film, are you simply being a pawn of Moore’s own political agenda?

I must decide if a movie is good or bad, despite whether I agree or disagree with its politics. I oppose the death penalty, but gave “The Life of David Gale” zero stars. “Birth of a Nation” is in my next book, The Great Movies II, even though it reeks of racism. Many film historians rank Leni Riefenstahl’s “The Triumph of the Will” as a cinematic milestone, although it glorifies the Third Reich.

It’s important to look at artistic works for their artistic merit and to do that you sometimes have to put the politics aside. I’ve watched some early Soviet cinema and it’s pretty outstanding film work but it’s blatantly propagandistic. That doesn’t mean that it’s a bad film. It just means that it serves a dual role: beyond the “art for art’s sake” you have the political leanings of the work to deal with.

This ties in with my next link, the review of the movie in The Nation by Stuart Klawans. He entitles it “By Way of Deception” and he thinks this is a very important film and a great movie.

As with any good polemic–and this is an excellent one–you sit in the theater thinking of how someone else would respond, some imaginary “undecided” in a swing state, or perhaps your Uncle Max the Republican. You don’t much monitor your own reactions. But then, as you leave the movie house, you might notice that the sidewalk chatter sounds oddly muffled, the traffic looks a little blurred, as you begin to realize that your attention has not come outside with you; it’s still in the dark, struggling with the feelings that Fahrenheit 9/11 called up and didn’t resolve. Are you outraged, heartbroken, vengeful, morose, gloating, thoughtful, electrified? Moore has elicited all of these emotions and then had the nerve–the filmmaker’s nerve–to leave you to sort them out.

I think there are two bundles of messages in Fahrenheit 9/11, one political and one emotional–and while the first is about as ambiguous as a call to take up pitchforks and torches and storm the castle, the second is too complex to unsettle those in power. It works to unsettle you. It’s what makes Fahrenheit 9/11 a real movie.

I’ve watched movies and read books thinking that way – what would XXXX think if they read this book? Would they change their views if they saw this piece of footage? Of course I do this in the car too thinking about other people in their cars but that’s for another time.

I’ve felt confused after seeing films before. I’ve felt emotionally distraught and not really able to deal with the images that I’ve seen. I know I felt that way when I saw 11′09″01 – September 11. That was a difficult movie to watch because each short film, only 11 minutes long, each dealt with very complex issues and emotions. I remember how I felt on September 11th and I can vividly recall what I did. I think when I do eventually see this film that I will feel “dazed and confused” and it’ll take a little while for me to process what I’ve seen and heard. I know Morgan Spurlock (of Super Size Me fame) felt that way:

It’s Monday night in the NYC and emotions are running high. Just got back home from seeing Fahrenheit 9/11 and I feel so emotionally stripped: angry, sad, depressed … the full gamut of emotions. It’s an incredible movie and Michael will win Academy Award for it. It’s a fine piece of filmmaking.

That’s one thing that I’m jealous about New Yorkers – they get to see so many films either before the rest of the country/continent and/or they get to see films that just don’t play anywhere else. I suppose that’s the benefit of being a “metropolis”.

Getting back to Stephen’s original question of whether I’m going to go see the film, the answer is yes. I just don’t know when yet.

Marcy and I watched Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines last night. I had to fill Marcy in on the plot of the first two films before this one started because she wanted to have some general idea of what was going on.

Well the movie was about as good as I expected. As Al says:

… it’s about as depressingly bad as I could have imagined. James Cameron’s classic sci-fi couplet gets reduced to a humourless (although they tried, bless) and dull retread of scenes done better in the preceding movies.

Oh well, at least the movie provides for some funny reviews.

I should have listened to John last year:

Subject: Terminator 3
Date: Sun, 6 Jul 2003 00:29:46 -0700

Thinking about seeing it?

Imagine the greatness that was Terminator 2, then imagine an even better movie, in every way.

Now, don’t read any reviews and don’t see the Terminator 3. Ever.

Truer words have never been spoken.

I’ve been watching a lot of movies recently (particularly this month). Ed said yesterday that I’m becoming like him, watching 5 movies in a week. Perhaps that’s the case.

Found via the Scobleizer.

You really have to see this movie. This guy made a computer-animated movie using only his Athlon machine. It took him 23 months to complete. You can watch the entire movie here. It’s pretty amazing and inspirational.

Grey hair

It’s humourous that entertainment sections would find it “newsworthy” enough to mention the fact that Tom Cruise sports a nice grey hair-do in his next movie, Michael Mann’s Collateral.

I have to admit though that when I saw the trailer for Collateral (and I can’t think of when I actually did see it, that is which movie I had paid to see), I was surprised to see that Tom Cruise had grey hair. I think that it marks something of a milestone when an actor plays an older character (read: one with grey/white hair). Up until now Tom has only played youthful, exuberant roles that emphasize his good looks and physique. He’s not an old man so why should he play a role that makes him look like an old man?

Of course, in another Michael Mann movie, The Insider, Russell Crowe played an older scientist with nice white hair. Russell is younger than Tom so perhaps I have no point here.

Maybe Michael Mann insists on people playing roles older than them? You don’t see Maximus with a grey beard in Gladiator or Ethan Hunt with lots of wrinkles on his face in Mission Impossible (take your pick – I, II or III) do you?

Grey hair aside, I think I’d be interested in seeing Collateral once it comes out. It resembles my life.

Following up on my post here regarding movie theatres, I read this morning a great “musing” by Al @ Tagliners about what the cinema atmosphere is like in the UK. You can read it for yourself here. Conclusion: it’s no better if not worse than the situation here. Also it seems that the prices are much more expensive though I suppose it’s hard to compare dollar-for-pound figures without factoring in the cost of living. Right now the most expensive theatre ticket will run you at $13.50.

Returning to my post of the other day, when Marcy and I saw Harry Potter, there were hardly any people in the theatre but even with that small number there will still annoyances. I can’t complain too much because there were a lot of kids in there and kids have trouble sitting still for 2.5 hours. The adults (those without kids) were acting just as strangely. There was one guy who took a cellphone call 30 minutes into the movie and then left and didn’t return. One lady walked into the theatre, leaned up against the doorway, and watched for 5 minutes. Then there’s the people with chronic throat-clearing problems. I guess it could have been much worse – the theatre could have been full of people.

Marcy and I are travelling to Belleville tonight. I really don’t know any triplets in that fine city but I’m certain that they do exist.

It’s going to be a fun weekend though – tonight we may or may not go see Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (hooray!), tomorrow is Andrew’s birthday and then tomorrow night we’re going to see Sally’s play. All in all it should be great fun and if the weather holds up (*crosses fingers*) I may even be able to go out and take some pictures. In the year that I’ve been going to Belleville with Marcy I’ve taken a scant few pictures. Each time we drive in we go by this wonderful train yard and it’s just begging to be photographed.

Hopefully the cats cooperate during the drive. Often times they don’t and it’s a 3 hour “meow”-fest from here to there.

We’re stopping in Oshawa to have dinner with Jake. We’ll give him his thank-you present for being our videographer at the wedding. Next week I want to start importing the video onto the computer so that I can have everything ready to go for the 17th.